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Pinkie Pie: OK. All we need is a
dot of salt, a dab of sugar
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and a spritz of ginger.
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Uh, are those real measurements?
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How do you keep track
without a recipe?
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Pie baking is more
art than science.
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And this will be
my masterpiece!
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It's to celebrate Rainbow
Dash's seventy-third
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Wonderbolt training session!
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Seventy-third?
That's specific.
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I know!
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The pie is blueberry because
Wonderbolt outfits are blue.
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The crust is rainbow,
for obvious reasons.
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But the most special part is
the seventy-three super-secret
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sweets and spices that represent
each training session!
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[giggle]
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Could you please pass the brown
sugar, pink sugar, sweet-root,
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apple-jelly,
berry-mash and a towel?
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[food sploshing]
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You sure are going to a lot of
trouble for Rainbow Dash's pie.
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Phew! That's because I know
how much she loves them.
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My pies are her favorite!
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It's worth all the
trouble to see her happy.
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Now I'm going to need some
cocoa powder, cocoa flakes...
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Ooh! Cocoa bar!
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[chomp]
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Want some?
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Isn't that for the pie?
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[laugh] Oh, Twilight!
That's hilarious!
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You don't mix chocolate
into a blueberry pie!
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This is my mid-morning,
pie-making chocolate fuel that
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keeps this pie baking train
chugging down the tracks!
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[chewing]
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[shaking]
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Break time's over!
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Now let's finish this pie!
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Chugga-chugga
chugga-chugga CHOO-CHOO!
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[giggle]
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♪♪
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Good training,
everypony.
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Nice work, Crash.
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You really added that sparkle
to that pressure-diamond-drop.
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SURPRISE!
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Happy seventy-third
Wonderbolt training session!
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[toot!]
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My seventy-third
training session?
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That's specific.
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I know! I'm just so
proud and happy for you
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and I've been counting
all your training sessions,
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and I was going to wait until your
100th, but I got too excited
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and I know how
much you love pie,
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so HAPPY SEVENTY-THIRD
TRAINING SESSION!
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WHAA? You didn't
have to do this.
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I know I didn't have to,
but I really wanted to!
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Have a bite.
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Whoa! What's that?
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Huh. Guess it
was nothing.
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But wow, this pie is
the best I've ever had!
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[chewing]
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Is that.. cinnamon?
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I knew you'd love it!
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Have more. I made the
whole thing for you.
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Really? That's so great!
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But I need to go change.
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And then I have to
take Tank to the vet.
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His sensitive tortoise
tummy's been acting up again.
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Do you mind if I take
this pie with me?
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Of course not!
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I gotta get back to my shift
at Sugarcube Corner anyway.
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Congratulations again!
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Heh, thanks.
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♪♪
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[happy sigh]
I knew she'd love it.
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♪♪
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[gasp]
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Is that...
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Is that...?
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[zoom]
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STOP!
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[crash]
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You didn't see a blueberry
rainbow crust
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seventy-three ingredient pie
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with a slice eaten out of
it in here, did you?
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Uh, n-no?
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Right. Of course you didn't.
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That would be ridiculous because
I made it for Rainbow Dash
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and she loves my pies.
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She would never throw them
away like trash, in the trash,
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with other trash, right?
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RIGHT?
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Um, right...?
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♪♪
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Hmm. That pie couldn't have
been the one I made,
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I must be seeing things.
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I did have a lot of
chocolate this morning.
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[chewing]
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But what if I wasn't
seeing things?
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What if that was my pie?
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Heh. That would be bananas!
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[manic laughter]
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[gasp]
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Unless... Rainbow Dash's been
replaced by an imposter
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who throws delicious
pies away!
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Or has she been brainwashed
by a pie-hating evil queen?
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You make a good point.
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Rainbow Dash is too
stubborn to be brainwashed.
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Plus she hates washing.
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Hmmm. There's something
else going on here.
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Let's look up a few of the more
recent pies I've made for her.
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The boysenberry pie I
made for her birthday...
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and her three half-birthday
lemon meringues...
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and the It's Not Your Birthday
But Here's A Pie Anyway Day
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custard pie!
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She ate all of these, right?
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[gasp] Another pie!?
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Thank you so much!
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Whoa, what's that?
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[thwack]
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[chewing] Guess it was nothing.
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Heh heh.
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Awesome!
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Three lemon meringues?
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Uh.. hey, what's that over there?
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[flips] [pies land]
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[chews] Oh, never mind. Heh.
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Great pies!
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Happy It's Not Your Birthday
But Here's Pie Anyway Day!
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Thank you!
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No way, check that out!
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[crash]
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A-ha! It's not even my birthday!
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Oh, sorry, guess
it was nothing.
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[slurp] Mm.
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But that custard
was everything!
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Have I ever really seen Rainbow
Dash eat one of my pies?
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And do I always look when
somepony points behind me?
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WHAT'S THERE?
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Heh. Good one.
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But I need answers!
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I've sent Rainbow Dash a pie
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every month she's
been a Wonderbolt
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and you're telling me you've
never seen her eat one?
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Er...... Affirmative!
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Or uh, negative.
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Um.. I-I-I mean, she wasn't
seen eating one.
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Hmm... interesting.
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Very interesting....
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Are we under investigation?
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As chief detective
on the pie case,
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I've labeled you all
ponies-of-interest
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so it's best you tell
me everything you know.
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Well, we have been
getting mysterious
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monthly pie donations.
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[gasp]
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Would you be able to pick
these pies out of a line up?
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[fan squeaking]
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I hear Rainbow Dash's
pet tortoise, Tank,
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has been having
tummy troubles.
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When did it start?
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About a week ago.
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Poor Tank had all the telltale
signs of sugar overload:
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jittery shell, sleeplessness,
reptilian indigestion.
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Hmm...
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and this all happened the day
after I made Rainbow Dash a
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"thanks-for-lending-me-your-
jacket" peach pie.
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It seems the pieces of the
puzzle are plopping into place,
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but the picture isn't pretty.
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[gasp] Note to self: P
alliteration pie.
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Is that everything, Doctor?
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Well, there's also this.
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Interesting.
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Did you have the lab analyze
the flavor of that pie?
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No, but you know, Ms. Cheerilee
was in here not long ago.
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The class hamster was
having similar symptoms.
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[gasp] Perhaps it's a pie pandemic!
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Perhaps.
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And I just might know
pony patient zero!
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Dr. Fauna's right.
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I do always have to remind
the foals and fillies
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not to share the pies with
the class hamster.
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Animals just can't
digest pony food.
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Indeed.
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But where do these
pies come from?
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Well, they're from
Rainbow Dash!
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She drops off her
"Day-after-Rainbow
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Dash's-half-birthday"
pie every year.
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Did you say the day
after her half birthday!?
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Very, very interesting.
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Because I give her a pie on
her half birthday every year!
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And I have a feeling
it's the same pie.
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Well, wherever it comes from,
the students just love it.
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I'm so glad.
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At least I can be
sure somepony is.
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She didn't eat the blueberry,
she didn't eat the banana,
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she didn't eat the cream and
she didn't eat the chocolate.
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SHE DIDN'T EAT ANY OF 'EM.
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WHY?
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And don't tell me this
all just started recently;
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it's been going on for years!
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Cheerilee said so herself.
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And if there's one thing I know,
you can't escape the truth!
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[ding]
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[ding]
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[ding]
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[ding]
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[dong]
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[thunderclap]
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Rainbow Dash doesn't like PIE!
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AND SHE'S BEEN LYING TO ME
ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME!
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AAAAHHHHH!
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[door opens]
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AAAAHHHHH!
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Pinkie Pie?
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Pinkie Pie?
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[clunk] [trapdoor opens]
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Whoa!
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[grunt]
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Oh. Party Planning
Cave. Right.
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You OK?
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Or are you just
screamin' for fun?
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Screaming is fun,
but I'm not OK!
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I've been making Rainbow
Dash pies for years,
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but she doesn't
even like them!
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She's been lying to me!
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But everypony loves your pies!
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They're the greatest thing
since sliced apples.
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Thank you!
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And I could swear I've seen her
eat one of your pies before.
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Have you REALLY?
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Um, I thought I had;
that's why I said it?
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Are you suuure?
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Maybe I haven't?
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Exactly!
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Because it's all been a sham.
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Rainbow Dash has been laughing
at my pies behind my back
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and scheming of a way to get
rid of them for years!
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[thunderclap]
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Bring forth the worst tasting
food in all of Equestria!
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♪♪
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And now I will destroy Pinkie
Pie's horrid abominations,
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freeing the land of these
disgusting pies FOREVER!
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Nooooooo!
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[zapping]
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Good riddance strawberry
cream and peaches 'o plenty!
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Be gone apple crumble
and lemon surprise!
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[zapping]
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Gone! Gone! GONE!
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[evil laugh]
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I really don't think
that's what's happening.
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I don't think
so either.
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I know so.
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Well, I've got just the
thing to get your mind off
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all this madness.
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We've had a great apple harvest
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so I was hoping you could whip
up a few of your delicious pies.
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Yes, I will make
pies, lots of pies!
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I'm going to make Rainbow
Dash so many pies,
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it'll force her to
admit the truth,
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or I'll catch her in the
act of getting rid of them.
259
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,245
Operation: Pie of Lies is a go.
260
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,545
Thanks, Applejack.
261
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:24,082
I knew I could count on
you to come up with a plan.
262
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,851
I don't think
that's what I did.
263
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,554
Also...how do you
get out of here?
264
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,856
[soft snoring]
265
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:32,724
SURPRISE!
266
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,559
Ah! What's happening?
267
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,062
Happy unofficial
wake-your-friends-up day!
268
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:41,099
Uh. I've never heard of
wake-your-friends-up day.
269
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,501
Well, it's unofficial.
270
00:11:42,603 --> 00:11:44,903
But I made you your
favorite pie in celebration!
271
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:45,971
Ta-dah!
272
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,706
Gifts are the second
most important part of
273
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:48,740
wake-your-friends-up day!
274
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,042
W-What's the first
most important part?
275
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,578
Accepting the gifts and
enjoying them immediately.
276
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,014
Uh...
277
00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:58,284
Well, I'm sorry I forgot about
wake-your-friends-up day.
278
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,986
Let me make it up to you.
279
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:02,221
Here!
280
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,490
Achoo!
281
00:12:05,014 --> 00:12:12,214
♪♪
282
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:13,899
Achoo!
283
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,734
The pie... where'd it go?
284
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,636
What do you mean
where did it go?
285
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,739
Ha ha. Mm mm.
286
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,641
How!? Where!? When!?
287
00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:25,165
[panicked whining]
288
00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:28,990
[splat]
289
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,349
Congratulations on
your seventy-fourth
290
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,717
Wonderbolt
training session!
291
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:33,785
Here's a pie.
292
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:34,721
Now eat it!
293
00:12:35,723 --> 00:12:38,824
OK, this is getting
a little out of hoof.
294
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,159
I haven't even
trained yet.
295
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:42,761
Well, I wanted
to pre-celebrate
296
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,063
because I already know how
great you're gonna do.
297
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,265
Eat the pie!
298
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,534
Pinkie, look out!
299
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,304
I'm not going to fall for-- AH!
300
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,139
Whoa!
301
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,807
[squeals]
302
00:12:59,254 --> 00:12:59,754
[thump]
303
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,047
Pinkie! Are you OK!?
304
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,649
[struggling] Get me down!
305
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,018
Sorry Ma'am but we have to make
sure you didn't sustain
306
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,488
any internal injuries.
307
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,857
But the pie, what
happened to the pie?
308
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:16,160
Oh.. The pie was delicious.
You just get better!
309
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,763
NOOOOO!
310
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,466
♪♪
311
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,469
Ah! Somepony help me!
312
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,606
Rainbow Dash, thank
goodness you're here!
313
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,842
I was trying to fix the top
pie on my pie pyramid
314
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,911
but the whole thing
became unstable.
315
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:38,683
And there's only one way to save
me: you have to eat the pies!
316
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,651
Don't worry, I got ya!
317
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,222
Oh, right.
318
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,791
Or you could save me that way.
319
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,593
You gotta be more
careful, OK?
320
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,263
Grrrr!
321
00:13:52,787 --> 00:13:53,687
[splat]
322
00:13:57,669 --> 00:13:58,637
Rainbow Dash!
323
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,506
I wanted to thank you for
saving me from the pie pyramid,
324
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,041
so have a pie.
325
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,142
Have three!
326
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,310
Have fifteen!
327
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,313
I know how much you love them!
328
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,215
Now eat up!
329
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,249
Uh...
330
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,218
Thanks!
331
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:17,589
I can't wait to
eat ALL THESE PIES!
332
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:22,260
[clamoring]
333
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,529
What? Where did they--
How did you--
334
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,431
Delicious!
335
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,366
You did it again, Pinkie.
336
00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:30,690
[straining with anger]
337
00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:34,649
♪♪
338
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:37,108
Rainbow Dash, there you are!
339
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,343
I made a pie for everypony
340
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,245
and you're the only one who
hasn't eaten hers yet.
341
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,247
So here. Your pie.
342
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,849
For you to eat. Now!
343
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,051
Are you OK?
344
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,920
You seem to be staring
more than usual.
345
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,590
I just REALLY like to watch
others enjoy my pies.
346
00:14:52,714 --> 00:14:53,714
[crazed giggle]
347
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:59,030
You sure you don't
have to blink?
348
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,467
Me? Nope, I'm not
much of a blinker.
349
00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:03,902
[slurps]
350
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:06,738
Don't mind me, go
ahead and take a bite.
351
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:13,144
Well..... do I want to take a
big bite or a small bite?
352
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,714
I just don't know.
353
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,516
Or maybe medium.
354
00:15:18,753 --> 00:15:21,252
No, no, no.
Definitely NOT medium.
355
00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:23,397
[straining]
356
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:24,522
Just try some!
357
00:15:25,746 --> 00:15:27,146
Ahhh..
358
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:31,862
Ah... Do you have any.... milk?
359
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:36,901
[bell rings]
360
00:15:37,025 --> 00:15:38,225
[slow crunch]
361
00:15:38,749 --> 00:15:40,049
[slow whoosh]
362
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:43,473
♪♪
363
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,413
[ring]
364
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:49,948
Ah, never mind.
365
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:53,018
Your pies are just
too good to resist.
366
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,319
What?
No!
367
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,186
NO!
368
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,655
That's it!
369
00:15:56,857 --> 00:15:58,590
I can't take it!
370
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,825
Uh. Everything OK, Pinkie?
371
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,628
No, everything is NOT OK!
372
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,030
YOU HATE MY PIES!
373
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,935
What are you
talking about?
374
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,270
You know exactly what
I'm talking about!
375
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,438
I saw what you did.
376
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,673
Well, I didn't
SEE what you did,
377
00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:16,575
but I know that you've
been fake eating my pies!
378
00:16:16,877 --> 00:16:18,410
You threw away the pie I
made for your seventy-third
379
00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:21,012
Wonderbolt training session and
I know you SECRETLY somehow got
380
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,581
rid of all the other
pies I gave you!
381
00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:23,782
ADMIT IT!
382
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,117
That's crazy!
383
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,318
What do you think I did,
384
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,388
somehow make them all
disappear into thin air?
385
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,457
[splat]
386
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,092
Heh heh.
387
00:16:33,194 --> 00:16:38,596
OK, so maybe I made one of
them disappear into thin air.
388
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:42,320
♪♪
389
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,837
HOW COULD YOU?
390
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:51,709
What!? I, um, I-I just wanted to
share these amazing pies
391
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,344
with the folks of Cloudsdale.
392
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:57,582
So I uh, I was trying to send
them up via balloon mail.
393
00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,451
But you just said
they were delicious.
394
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,253
Well, obviously
that's because...
395
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,122
I have amnesia!
396
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,624
I've been brainwashed!
397
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:10,161
It's.... opposite day?
398
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,230
Your memory's working
fine, you hate washing
399
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,665
and I know today's
not Opposite Day
400
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,567
because I bake you a
pie for it every year.
401
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,702
A pie that you probably
just throw away.
402
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,003
Or give to charity.
403
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:22,440
Or destroy with your laser
eyes while laughing at me!
404
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,209
Laser eyes?
405
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,478
Oh, oh! So you admit it.
406
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,648
What? No! I can explain.
407
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,316
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
408
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:35,719
[clatter]
409
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,560
She won't listen to me; she
won't let me apologize.
410
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,863
[sigh] I feel terrible.
411
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,231
Well, you have
been lying to her.
412
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,067
To all of us, actually.
413
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,870
Yeah, is there anything else
you're lying about
414
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,205
that we should know?
415
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,106
No!
416
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,844
Well, not that I can think
of off the top of my head.
417
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,780
Is it MY fault that
I don't like pies?
418
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,984
And not just Pinkie's
pies, all pies.
419
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,486
I know how much she
loves making pies
420
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,956
and if I told her I didn't like
them, it would have crushed her.
421
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:15,093
Uh. You kinda
crushed her anyway.
422
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:19,197
Oh- But I- You're right.
423
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,801
I guess I should've just eaten
the pies in the first place.
424
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,336
[gasp] Wait, that's it!
425
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,705
I know how I can
make it up to her!
426
00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:35,145
Pee-yew! Gummy
is that you?
427
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:35,647
[knock]
428
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,448
Huh. What is that?
429
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:41,185
Oh, it's you.
430
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,621
Pinkie Pie, wait.
431
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,591
I know now that I should've been
honest with you from the start
432
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,827
because lying to your
friends is wrong.
433
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,497
And because getting rid of all
those pies was a giant hassle.
434
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,032
I mean, do you have any
idea how many pies
435
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,667
you've made for me
over the years?
436
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,170
Yes, I know exactly how many.
437
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,340
I have a very detailed
pie-ling system.
438
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,308
Of course you do.
439
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:07,211
The point is, I thought
the hassle was worth it
440
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,948
just to spare your feelings,
but I was wrong.
441
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:14,151
So to make up for it, I
made this pie for you.
442
00:19:14,175 --> 00:19:16,175
♪♪
443
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,955
Well, I guess I made it for me.
444
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,090
To eat in front of you.
445
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:23,027
Point is, I'm eating
this pie for friendship!
446
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:27,765
Wait, that smelly circular
monstrosity is a pie?
447
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:28,567
Yeah!
448
00:19:29,069 --> 00:19:31,336
I know I can't go back and eat
all the pies you made for me
449
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,504
in the past, so instead
450
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,940
I'm going to eat this
giant one for you now.
451
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,477
So.. here I go!
452
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,448
[splat]
453
00:19:42,672 --> 00:19:43,949
Ahh......
454
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,983
Wait! I can't watch you do this.
455
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,554
[clattering]
456
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,490
I mean, is that crust or
some kind of concrete?
457
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,725
Yeah, honestly, I have no idea.
458
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,460
Oh, I can't believe
you're willing to eat
459
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,062
this terrible pie for me.
460
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:01,766
It's ridiculous and this whole
thing is overly complicated and...
461
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:05,870
[sigh] I think I finally
understand why you lied.
462
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:07,805
Whoa, what's that?
463
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,042
Huh. Guess it was nothing.
464
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,744
I'm so glad you enjoy my pies!
465
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,482
Oh, never mind.
466
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,951
Great pies!
467
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,719
EEEEEE!
468
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,721
No way, check that out!
469
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,959
A-ha! It's not even my birthday!
470
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,996
Oh, sorry, guess it was nothing.
471
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,999
Mm. But that custard was everything!
472
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:38,135
Seeing you eat my pies makes
me the happiest pony
473
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,772
in all of Equestria!
474
00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:43,175
Heh. I know it does.
475
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,745
You did a lot of ridiculous and
overly complex things to get rid
476
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:51,516
of my pies because it made
you happy to see me happy.
477
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,385
Just like I went to a lot of
effort to make you the pies
478
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,555
because it made me
happy to see you happy.
479
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:58,723
Yes!
480
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,092
And if you're willing to
go through all of that,
481
00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:05,130
it really shows how much you're
willing to do for your friends.
482
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:08,366
Heh. Aw shucks, it was nothing.
483
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,235
Now get out of that
thing and give me a hug!
484
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:12,703
[splat]
485
00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:17,375
Just remember, in the future you
can always be honest with me.
486
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,710
Uh. I could've told her that.
487
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,679
[grunts]
488
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:22,713
Cool...
489
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:26,884
How 'bout this: Your
hugs are too tight. Heh heh.
490
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,152
Ha ha ha ha!
491
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:28,953
Ha ha ha!
492
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:30,189
No they're not.
493
00:21:30,613 --> 00:21:31,413
[sigh]