1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,835 ♪♪ 2 00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:10,709 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪ 3 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,511 ♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪ 4 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,979 ♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪ 5 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:15,848 ♪ I'm from another dimension ♪ 6 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,149 ♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪ 7 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:19,018 ♪ Gonna have a good time ♪ 8 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,519 ♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪ 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,688 ♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪ 10 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,725 ♪ Yeh-heah ♪ 11 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:29,828 ♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪ 12 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,697 ♪ I'm talking puppies ♪ 13 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,799 ♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa ♪ 14 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,534 ♪ Ooh ♪ 15 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,036 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪ 16 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:38,937 ♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪ 17 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,606 ♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪ 18 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:44,043 ♪ I'm from another dimension ♪ 19 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:55,087 ( car alarm chirps ) 20 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,957 ( car alarm blares ) 21 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:01,660 HEINOUS: Gemini, the door is jammed. 22 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,195 GEMINI: Are you sure it's not locked? 23 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,830 I know what it looks like when it's locked. 24 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:07,266 Get me out of this car. 25 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,168 Gemini! 26 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:11,270 Oh. Oh, coming. 27 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,580 How is my hair? 28 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,917 Like you just came from the salon. 29 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:26,752 Filthy lies, but I'll allow it. 30 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,088 Come now, Rasticore. 31 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:32,224 There's my baby bounty hunter. 32 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,927 You're growing back so fast, yes, you are. 33 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:36,929 Yes, you are. 34 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:40,599 Now we are prepared to wreak recrimination 35 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,101 on our foes. 36 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:45,971 Yes. Recrim-mim-mim-ination! 37 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,044 Hello? 38 00:01:52,046 --> 00:01:55,180 Now are you convinced that parking meters aren't filled with candy? 39 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:57,216 It's all just a big tease. 40 00:01:57,218 --> 00:02:00,219 How was I supposed to know... oh. 41 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:03,288 Okay, that was not like that before. 42 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:08,260 Okay, here's the plan. 43 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,062 I'll cover the back door, and on my mark, 44 00:02:10,064 --> 00:02:12,297 - you bum rush the front door. - Got it. 45 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,273 One... 46 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,641 Two... 47 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,643 - Three. - ( yells ) 48 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,645 ( karate yell ) 49 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,180 - Marco? - You! 50 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,115 You! 51 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:32,384 - Get her. - Narwhal blast. 52 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:40,025 Yeah! Get him, get him! 53 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:42,227 What did you do to my parents? 54 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:43,762 Unhand me, you little-- 55 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:47,166 Stop! Marco, let go of that poor old woman. 56 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:48,767 Wait. You're mad at us? 57 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,335 We're trying to save you guys. 58 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,004 We let her in. 59 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:54,273 You are both being very rude. 60 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,941 Star, put away your magical whale. 61 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,709 It's a Narwhal. 62 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:02,281 You, too, Marco. Let Miss Heinous go. 63 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,016 But she's evil. 64 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,784 - Now! - Aahh! 65 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:09,021 This is the princess who ruined my life. 66 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:12,024 That's right, Princess Marco. I recognize you. 67 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:15,127 Even with your super-cute new haircut. 68 00:03:15,129 --> 00:03:16,728 What is going on here? 69 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,897 This lady tied me to a chair, 70 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,133 and tried to brainwash me. 71 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:22,701 That's a gross exaggeration. 72 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,237 Your child has terribly wronged me, 73 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:28,173 and I'm not going anywhere until justice is served. 74 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:30,375 But if she doesn't leave... 75 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,377 Then how are we gonna have dinner with... 76 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,213 BOTH: The Morrisons? 77 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:36,715 - Who? - The Morrisons are so cool. 78 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,717 We've been on the wait list to have them over for months. 79 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,887 This dinner needs to be perfect. We can't mess it up. 80 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,823 Wow. That sounds really tough, guys. 81 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:49,494 You're gonna resolve whatever issue you have with Miss Heinous right now! 82 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:51,063 ( evil chuckling ) 83 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,231 Here you go. 84 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,499 Thank you, Your Highness. 85 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,802 What exactly is your issue with Marco? 86 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,971 Gemini. 87 00:03:58,973 --> 00:04:02,307 Once, I was the headmistress of St. Olga's, 88 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:06,078 the most esteemed princess school in the multiverse. 89 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,747 It was a wonderful place where delinquent princesses 90 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,450 were taught manners and respect. 91 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:14,920 Until one day, an insolent princess showed up, 92 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:18,090 and inspired all the students to rebel against their elders, 93 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:19,858 who knew better. 94 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,793 Princess Marco left, 95 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,929 but the school was never the same. 96 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,964 They made her the face of a revolution, 97 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:27,966 even inspiring merchandise, 98 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:30,202 influencing the next generation of young princesses 99 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:31,937 with her devious ways. 100 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,405 Wait a minute. You have merchandise? 101 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,974 Yeah. I get a $650 royalty check every month. 102 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,542 As I was saying, 103 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:40,946 my students lost all respect for authority. 104 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,248 Soon, they were cutting classes just to party, 105 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,284 even inviting the boys 106 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,819 from a neighboring prince reform school. 107 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:50,289 They threw me out. 108 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,557 And now, I live in a car. 109 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:54,926 - BOTH: Oh! - Oh! 110 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,395 Don't touch me. 111 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:58,196 And it's all thanks to Princess Marco, 112 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,098 and her little sidekick, Princess Butterfly. 113 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,868 Marco, is this all true? 114 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:05,504 Well, yeah, but that place was a prison. 115 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,139 Those princesses were being oppressed. 116 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,274 They're way happier now. 117 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,877 And they blew up my bodyguard. 118 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:14,813 Yeah, we were wondering what that was. 119 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,816 He's my dear, sweet Rasticore. 120 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,951 This is just his arm, but he's part lizard, 121 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:22,454 so his whole body will grow back soon. 122 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:25,991 And then he'll be a big boy, won't you, sweetie? 123 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,492 ( groans ) 124 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,861 So how shall we proceed, Miss Heinous? 125 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,164 With a punishment commensurate with the crime. 126 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:37,035 How about we annihilate her and display her skeleton 127 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:40,372 as a warning against any further insurrection? 128 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:41,973 Agreed? Good. 129 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:45,243 Now, Rasticore, bring me Princess Marco's bones. 130 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,384 - Gemini. - Yes. Yes, milady. 131 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,319 ( angry growls ) 132 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:57,322 Okay, enough of this. ( karate yell ) 133 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,491 Gemini, Rasticore, attack! 134 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,993 Get ready to feel the painous, Miss Heinous. 135 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,595 No, Star. 136 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,898 Excuse me. Is this 4815 Avocado Terrace? 137 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,500 The police! 138 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,969 Yes, it is. You're here just in time. 139 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,872 That lady is trying to destroy me. 140 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:17,943 And that trollish-looking guy-man-thing is totally helping her. 141 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,379 Uh, just ignore the girl waving a magic wand. 142 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:22,514 And it's probably a lesser charge, 143 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:25,183 but this severed lizard arm is complicit, too. 144 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:27,452 Well, that's something, all right. 145 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,621 Now if you'll all stay calm, 146 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,391 I'm sure we can clear this up right now. 147 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:35,627 Okay, I got a call about a car double parked, 148 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,596 but, uh, since the wheels of the top car 149 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:40,599 ain't on the ground, that's not my jurisdiction. 150 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:43,034 What? That's it? You're gonna ignore 151 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,970 all the evil going on? 152 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:48,206 Evil. Evil. Evil! 153 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,375 Ho-ho, that doesn't look dangerous. 154 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,177 It's one of those animations, right? 155 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,346 You mean animatronics. 156 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:57,115 Listen, kid, once there's a real crime, 157 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,984 give me a call. 158 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,218 ( growling ) 159 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,554 All right, let the bargaining begin. 160 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:05,957 I leave if you let me rip out Princess Marco's spine 161 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,360 and wear it as a fancy scarf. 162 00:07:08,362 --> 00:07:10,929 Okay, that seems a little extreme. 163 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,931 Honey, we really don't have time for this. 164 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,332 The Morrisons are gonna be here soon, 165 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,067 and we haven't ' even picked out the placemats. 166 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:19,171 Um... what if we ground Marco for a week? 167 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:22,574 Or you let me grind her bones into a pulp. 168 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:25,477 - ( stammering ) - We won't let Marco play video games. 169 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,946 Do you even know how bargaining works? 170 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,414 No meat on Fridays. 171 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,450 Or even let me disembowel her. 172 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:32,984 He can do the dishes. 173 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,953 What if I just apologize? 174 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,289 An apology. 175 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,990 Yes. 176 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,626 An apology will suffice... 177 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,662 under certain conditions. 178 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,497 ( relieved sigh ) 179 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,132 Marco, you can't give up that easy. 180 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,967 I'll do anything to get Heinous out of here. 181 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,403 Whatever you want, Miss Heinous. Just name it. 182 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:56,007 Why did I day whatever you want? 183 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,309 ( evil cackling ) 184 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,411 It's finally happening. 185 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:01,646 Let's see what those princesses think of their idol now. 186 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:05,083 I can't believe our son led a revolution and we didn't even know. 187 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,486 I'm not sure if I should be mad or proud. 188 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:09,221 Hang on, hang on. 189 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:12,157 A princess can't go on camera without blush. 190 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,059 Dude, don't do this. 191 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,661 All those princesses, like, really look up to you. 192 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:20,031 I know. If I know a thing or two about princesses, 193 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,200 it's gonna take a lot more than some dumb video 194 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,169 to break their spirits. 195 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,036 Marco. 196 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,172 So how do I look? 197 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,007 Super pretty. 198 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,475 Enough dilly-dallying. Let's get on with it. 199 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:34,079 Just be careful. 200 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,181 Gemini, are you ready yet? 201 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,382 Yes, milady. 202 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,684 And we're rolling. 203 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:43,522 Uh, hey, princesses of the multiverse. 204 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,423 It's your girl Marco. 205 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:46,725 - What up? - MOTHER: Psst. 206 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,393 Morrisons. 207 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:52,030 Anyway, last time I was at St. Olga's school, 208 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:56,034 I said and did some stuff that I shouldn't have. 209 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,203 And that was... bad. 210 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:01,740 And, um, I just wanted to say, um... 211 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:08,480 I just wanted to say that I'm, like, 212 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:11,149 super sorry that I told you guys 213 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:13,051 to resist your oppressors and stuff. 214 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:17,088 As princesses, we should never think for ourselves, 215 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,791 and just, you know, give up on our dreams 216 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,760 and our own individuality. 217 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,461 Oh, I mean all this from the bottom of my heart. 218 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:26,298 And I'm definitely not just saying that because 219 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,767 Miss Heinous is threatening me and my family. 220 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,268 Okay, was that good? 221 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,438 Milady, I have notes. 222 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,541 ( laughing ) It's perfect. Perfect! 223 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:39,244 Miss Heinous, we just want to apologize again 224 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,313 for Marco's behavior. 225 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:44,215 Yes. We hope this can be a fresh start for all of us. 226 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:47,218 Hm. We shall see. 227 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,121 Maybe this will inspire you to take a more active role 228 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,790 in your child's life. 229 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,792 FATHER: Good-bye, Miss Heinous. 230 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,493 Safe travels. 231 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,366 Well, this was a real eye-opener. 232 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,235 What else have you been hiding from us? 233 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,706 Now is the time to own up to any other inter-dimensional chicanery. 234 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,240 Oh, no, no, no, no. No chicanery here. 235 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,209 All good. Nothing to report. 236 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:14,546 I think we have some responsibility to accept, too. 237 00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:17,282 Maybe we haven't been around enough for the two of them. 238 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,651 We can start fresh tonight. 239 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:22,153 I say we cancel dinner with the Morrisons, 240 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,289 and instead, have a family game night. 241 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,157 ( all cheering ) 242 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,629 Who needs to hang out with the Morrisons anyway? 243 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,298 The Diazes are so cool. 244 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:36,368 There you are, milady. 245 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:39,437 Pillow's fluffed just the way you like it. 246 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,140 Sweet dreams, milady. 247 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:50,715 And sweet dreams to you, too, Princess Marco. 248 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,884 The fairest in the land. 249 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,720 Soon, the multiverse will shiver in fear 250 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,889 once I destroy Princess Marco 251 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,824 and Princess Butterfly. 252 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,327 With you at my side, Rasticore... 253 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,663 Why, Rasticore. 254 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,765 You've grown an elbow. 255 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,434 You'll be a big boy again soon. 256 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,470 So very soon. 257 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:18,376 Karate brings the essence 258 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,713 of ka, ra, and te 259 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:25,383 together in a circular balance of the elements. 260 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,952 It is time for you to demonstrate 261 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:33,358 all that you have learned about the "DUH's" of karate. 262 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,194 Discipline. 263 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,697 Ed-U-cation. 264 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:42,701 And most importantly, Honor. 265 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,439 Honor. 266 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:53,344 I, Grandmaster of the How To Karate video series, 267 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:57,215 am coming to your dojo in your town of... 268 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,953 to watch your top student perform. 269 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,456 If Grandmaster deems them worthy, 270 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:08,860 your dojo will be How To... 271 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,296 This is a great honor for our dojo. 272 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,598 With Grandmaster's certification, 273 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,834 we won't just be a mini-mall dojo anymore. 274 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:19,270 We'll be a certified mini-mall dojo. 275 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:22,774 The student I will choose to represent the school 276 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,877 will be someone who has constantly impressed me 277 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,279 with their dedication and commitment. 278 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,850 Someone who has contributed so much to the dojo, 279 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:36,287 who really puts the "ra" in karate. 280 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,724 I will let you know my decision by the end of the week. 281 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,893 Uh, sensei, it's Friday. 282 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,027 Oh. Then it's Jeremy. 283 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,295 What?! 284 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,766 ( nervous stammering ) 285 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,001 Anyway, great class today. 286 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,770 You're all dismissed. 287 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:54,005 ( evil laughter ) 288 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,940 How does it feel, Marco? 289 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,043 He actually chose an eight-year-old over you. 290 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,379 L-o-s-e-r. 291 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,414 Marco lost to who? 292 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,918 J-e-r-e-m-y. 293 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,319 That spells winner. 294 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,455 That's me. Jeremy. 295 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:14,592 Yay! This is going to be the best trip yet! 296 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,294 Ready to board? 297 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,595 You bet, Sir Acha. 298 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,532 Let's sail away on our friend ship. 299 00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:26,070 Hey, little buddy. What are you doing in my room? 300 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:29,007 ( New Age music plays ) 301 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,411 Hajime. 302 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:55,466 Whoa. That was amazing. 303 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,937 So is Jeremy still your choice to represent the dojo? 304 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,438 Yeah, for sure, Jeremy. 305 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,508 What?! I broke, like, three boards. 306 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,345 Marco, I didn't pick Jeremy because he's better at karate. 307 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,347 I picked him because of... 308 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,515 you know, who he is as a person. 309 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,518 Who Jeremy is as a person is a jerk. 310 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,654 ( muttering ) As a person? Who do you think is a person? 311 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:17,822 Marco, listen. 312 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,490 No, you listen. 313 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,426 I'm ten times the person Jeremy is. 314 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,361 You're making a huge mistake. 315 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,431 Let's sail away on our friend ship. 316 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,566 ( gasps ) 317 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,804 You still have a lot to learn about honor. 318 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:35,139 Fine. 319 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,876 Mom, next time you cut the crusts off, 320 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,844 leave 'em in the bag. 321 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,379 Just 'cause I don't want 'em on my sandwich 322 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,047 doesn't mean I don't eat 'em later. 323 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,816 MOTHER: I'm sorry, my little cherub. 324 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,455 Is that... 325 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,156 That's a hundred-dollar bill. 326 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,392 Really? 327 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,561 Yeah. That's a Benjamin. 328 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,496 That's my favorite one. 329 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,832 But it's got all that stuff on it. 330 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,901 Yeah, it's a lot of stuff. 331 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,436 You know how many vinyls I could buy with that? 332 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,039 Three. 333 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,974 I'm going in. 334 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,744 Ew. Why does it smell like that? 335 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,512 Pretty rank, huh? 336 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,581 Well, maybe if I... 337 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,983 I'd start with the corner. 338 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,089 Man. Somebody glued this to the ground. 339 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,891 Glue? 340 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,093 What kind of a sick joke is this? 341 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,495 Try the other corner. 342 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,435 My glasses. And it's my birthday! 343 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,608 Uh, butler, refill. 344 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:54,519 - Shameful. - Hey, Marco, whatcha doing? 345 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,087 Do you mind? 346 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,822 I'm collecting evidence here. 347 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,624 ( gasps ) Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 348 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,492 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 349 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,061 Keep it up, Jeremy. 350 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,063 You're giving me everything I need. 351 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,232 ( rustling ) - Star? What are you doing? 352 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,168 I'm just helping you out at the scene of the crime, 353 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,805 collecting evidence. 354 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,808 Uh, it's not really a crime scene. 355 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:20,578 I'm hiding in the bushes and recording all of Jeremy's bad behavior. 356 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,847 Oh, so you're like a... like a... 357 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,515 like a creep. 358 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,951 What? No. I'm not a creep. 359 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,554 I've got lots of proof here, Star. 360 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,489 It's okay, Marco. 361 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,957 Wave that creep flag. 362 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,493 This isn't creepy. This is justice. 363 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,695 I'm gonna show all this bad stuff to sensei, 364 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,564 and then he'll have to change his mind 365 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,632 about letting Jeremy represent the dojo. 366 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,041 Huh? 367 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:58,616 ( karate yells ) 368 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,852 Hey, sensei. 369 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,687 Mr. Diaz. 370 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,655 There's something I need to show you. 371 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,558 If it's those pictures of the dog playing the harmonica, 372 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,795 I've seen them, and they're excellent. 373 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,864 No, no, this is not that. 374 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,866 It's about Jeremy. 375 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,300 Okay. What is it? 376 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,269 I wanna show you... 377 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,305 how... 378 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:23,641 Well? 379 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,878 How... sorry I am. 380 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,781 I shouldn't have overreacted the other day. 381 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,716 You have every right to choose who you want 382 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,584 to represent the dojo. 383 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,686 And if you really think Jeremy is the best choice, 384 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,189 then I can accept that. 385 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,924 I appreciate your apology. 386 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,893 It shows your noble spirit. 387 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,729 You're like a lion, or a really cool bird-lion. 388 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,764 - ( watch beeping ) - Oh, man! 389 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,133 Grandmaster's gonna be here any minute. 390 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:53,838 Or is Grandmaster already here? 391 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,173 ( all gasping ) 392 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:58,709 Grandmaster. Thank you for coming. 393 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,012 Do not thank Grandmaster. 394 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:04,582 It is by the will of karate 395 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,818 that Grandmaster is here. 396 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,187 That's the coolest sentence I've ever heard. 397 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:14,325 Who have you chosen to represent your dojo? 398 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,862 Me! Jeremy! 399 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,765 Yay. We love you, son. 400 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,739 I would like to express what a huge honor it is 401 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:32,243 for all of you to watch me perform. 402 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:37,115 ♪ Jeremy is awesome ♪ 403 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:41,152 ♪ He's the best at everything he does ♪ 404 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,087 Ahem. 405 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,789 Applause. 406 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,860 ♪ He's the greatest that ever was ♪ 407 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,328 Yah, yah! 408 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,631 - Mom, picture. - Yes, sweetie. 409 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,999 What a jerk! 410 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,001 I cannot stand that boy. 411 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,070 Why'd you bring me here for our anniversary 412 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:05,877 No, I'm not done. 413 00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:08,779 Okay, that's it. 414 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,748 I'm sorry, sensei. 415 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,016 I just can't accept this. 416 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,985 Why did you pick Jeremy? 417 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,854 Because he brings so much to the dojo. 418 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,189 So much what? 419 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,057 Money, dude. 420 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,692 His family's filthy rich. 421 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,394 They give the dojo tons of cash. 422 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,929 That's how I keep this place afloat. 423 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,732 I really shouldn't be running a business. 424 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,700 So, wait. 425 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,702 You don't think he's a better person than me? 426 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,838 No. Of course not. He's a toilet. 427 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,339 Jeremy, Jeremy... 428 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,775 Why didn't you tell me this in the first place? 429 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,211 Because you and I are friends, 430 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,079 and that's what friends do. 431 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,715 They do hurtful things to each other, 432 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,217 without explaining why, 433 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,187 because they know their friend will understand. 434 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,856 That's not how... wait. We're friends? 435 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,058 Duh. You're my dojo bro. 436 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,260 Why else would I keep texting you to grab tacos? 437 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,062 You don't text me. 438 00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,764 Whose number is this then? 439 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,733 For the record, friends are up front with each other. 440 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,169 Really? I gotta stop learning life lessons 441 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,737 from children's shows. 442 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,707 I'm so ignorant in the ways of friendship. 443 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,710 Perhaps you could be my friendship sensei. 444 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,213 I'd be honored. 445 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:20,117 ( loud snoring ) 446 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,889 Yes. Uh... yes. 447 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,891 Yes, indeed, yes, indeed. 448 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,727 Wonderful performance. Just wow. Wow all across the... 449 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,861 But I wasn't even done. 450 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,763 Yes, Grandmaster gets the gist. 451 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,865 Punch, punch, kick, kick. Very good, William. 452 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,734 It's Jeremy. 453 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,736 This dojo has proven itself 454 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,807 worthy of Grandmaster's certification. 455 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:54,852 The wind of karate beckons once again. 456 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,054 Grandmaster must go. 457 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,892 How did he do that? 458 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,928 Huh. Grandmaster is like the wind. 459 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,931 He is not bound by physical constraints. 460 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,532 You can't leave the Grandmaster! 461 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,336 Looks good. 462 00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:13,971 Sure does. 463 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,942 ( phone buzzes ) 464 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,944 "Let's go grab some tacos." 465 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,247 Someone invited me to get tacos. Wanna come, too? 466 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,116 Sure. 467 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,287 You wanna go get some ice cream? 468 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:32,456 No? You wanna go glue some hundred-dollar bills 469 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,959 to the ground? 470 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,461 Yeah? Okay. 471 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,968 ♪ I think Earth is a pretty great place ♪ 472 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,403 ♪ That's saying something ♪ 473 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,905 ♪ 'Cause I've been through outer space ♪ 474 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:51,809 ♪ I think it suits me, it's just my style ♪ 475 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:55,846 ♪ I think I'm gonna stay a little while ♪ 476 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:58,049 ♪ I think that strangers are just friends ♪ 477 00:21:58,051 --> 00:21:59,984 ♪ You haven't met ♪ 478 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:04,121 ♪ I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat ♪ 479 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:08,292 ♪ I'm really thinking I could call this place home ♪