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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't
from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another,
whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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[Ponyhead] Okay, you need
to hold still.
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One more second.
It needs to be perfect.
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Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm!
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How do I look?
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Super pretty!
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[gasps] Oh, no.
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What's the matter?
You don't like it?
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No, I know I look amazing,
it's just...
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I can't go back
to St. Olga's like this!
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I gotta come clean!
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[spits] Uh-uh!
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If you tell those girls
that you have been lying
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about being a princess,
they will destroy you.
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I still can't believe they want
to give me an honorary degree.
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Ugh. I know I inspired
a generation and all,
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but I can't keep lying!
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Whatever.
It's your funeral.
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-[thuds]
-[groans]
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Hey, goat, just because
you're invisible
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doesn't mean
I can't hurt you!
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Oh, we're here. Mm.
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Come on, ladies.
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[grunting]
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You're having
a princess problem.
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[sighs] Yeah, I'm having
a princess problem.
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Okay, stand up straight.
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Arms forward!
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And exhale!
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Exhale!
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Oh! Well, you've
obviously done this before.
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-[dance beat playing]
-[cheering]
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Okay. I can't do this.
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[fan] Princess Turdina,
where you going?
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-Ahh!
-Sign my poster!
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-Sign my cat!
-[cat meows]
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Sign my face!
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Okay, people,
don't crowd her!
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Princess Turdina!
It is truly an honor.
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Oh, please,
you don't have to--
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We can't wait
to show you what we've
done with this place.
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Whoa!
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Welcome to Utopia!
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[all gasping]
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[cheering]
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[gasps] Where am I?
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Oh, it's so beautiful!
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Wow, this is, uh...
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really something.
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Oh, we got rid of all those
oppressive classes about manners
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and "please" and "thank you"
and all that other trash.
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We have our own
curriculum now!
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Brunch and... party.
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When do you sleep?
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Oh-ho-ho,
don't worry about it!
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You know, sometimes structure
isn't a bad thing!
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-What?
-I just think
that rules have a place...
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Yeah, but you told us
to never conform!
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If you weren't being honest
about who you are,
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then this whole school
would be built on a lie!
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Oh, what I meant to say
was rules have a place...
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in the garbage! Hah-hah!
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Oh, hah-hah!
Oh, oh, good one.
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That was...
Oh, you had me.
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Here's some princesses hard
at work on their brunch final.
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We don't believe in grades,
no, we don't, just pancakes.
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[chewing noisily]
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I love learning!
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These are
the whispering gardens,
our designated gossip area,
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because a princess's voice
shall not be silenced!
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[gasps] Oh, my gosh,
did you hear that Beatrice
and Alfred broke up again?
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Oh, no way!
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And this is where
we have our party class
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to celebrate our freedom
from the reign of Miss Heinous!
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I see what you're seeing.
It's cooler at night.
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This is the hallway
of Turdina!
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Whoa.
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This is the very first
Turdina poster we hung up.
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All of your T-shirts
and all of your dolls
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and a lock of your hair
and a poster of your movie!
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Oh, I gotta get
a DVD of that!
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This is too much!
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Are you kidding?
We owe this whole school to you.
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You showed us
that all princesses
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don't have to fit
into the same mold.
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[squawks]
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Pfft. No, I didn't.
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And we're gonna show you
our appreciation
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by throwing you
the biggest party
this school's ever seen!
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A party?! For me?
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Uh, Marco, isn't there something
you wanted to tell these girls?
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Oh! Yeah, um...
[clearing throat]
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It's not criminal
to be an individual!
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-She said our catchphrase!
-Yay!
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Aw, you are way
much more fun as Turdina!
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Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
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It's here!
It's here!
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What's here?
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Check it out!
Isn't it amazing?
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Whoa.
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In honor of the one princess
who changed our lives,
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we dedicate this to you!
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I'm so beautiful.
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I hope you do like it,
Princess Turdina!
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It took all year to save up
enough to get it made!
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We cleaned toilets
on weekends for extra cash.
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But it was worth it
because you showed us
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that there's another way
to live.
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[cheering]
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Hey, hey, it's time
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for a group selfie
in front of the statue.
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Oh, okay, sure.
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Camera phone! Mm!
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Are you...
enjoying this?
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Hey, this is the first time
he's ever been popular!
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Don't ruin it for him.
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Well, he should tell the truth
like a decent human being.
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Hey, Turdina, can I talk
to you for a sec?
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Sure. Uh, bye, ladies!
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Marco, I think you're running
out of time to tell the truth.
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Don't even listen
to her, Turdina!
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These princesses
worship you!
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Yeah, but they worship
someone who doesn't exist.
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Marco is the most organized,
rule-abiding person I know.
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Think of the party!
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Yeah, they spent all that money
for the statue.
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I can't crush
their spirits!
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I'm just worried
you might be letting
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this attention
get to your head!
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What? That's not it!
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This is for them,
not for me!
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Princess Turdina,
come on!
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It's time
for your ceremony!
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I can't believe
I'm saying this,
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but I'm going
with Pony's advice.
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Whoo! Good choice.
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[claps]
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Oppression!
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Eternal darkness!
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Suddenly light!
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Freedom!
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Turdina!
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[doves coo]
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Thank you,
Princess Gwendolyn,
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for that beautiful
interpretive dance.
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And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for,
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the woman herself,
Princess Marco Turdina!
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[cheering]
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I present you this honorary
St. Olga's degree.
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Wow!
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[chanting] Turdina!
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Dearest princesses,
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congratulations
on this wonderful school.
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I know you see me
as an idol,
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00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:10,762
but today
you're my idols!
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You embody everything
that Princess Turdina...
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00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,634
uh, um, that I stand for--
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not letting anyone force you
to be something you're not,
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living by your true colors,
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loving who you are!
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I'm proud to have inspired
you to be brave,
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even when it's scary.
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And when being true
to yourself
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might mean disappointing
thousands of people.
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Um...
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[sighs] That's--
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that's why I have
to tell you the truth.
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I, Princess Marco Turdina,
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-am a boy!
-[words drowned out by saw]
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Oh, no.
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[humming]
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[all gasping,
screaming]
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Ooh!
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It's Miss Heinous!
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00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:03,014
Princess Turdina
is a fraud,
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00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:05,450
and I have
the evidence to prove it.
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00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,785
-It's a tape...
-It's a tape of what?
195
00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:11,656
That's right,
I watched your video
and saw your dark secret!
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00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,825
Oh, that phony confession I did?
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00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,860
Go ahead, show 'em!
It's not real.
198
00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,062
Oh, no, it's not...
199
00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:22,967
but this is. Uh!
200
00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:27,505
-[gasps and exclamations]
-Wait! Is that a hair?
201
00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,542
Turdina isn't a princess!
She's a boy!
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00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:31,676
[girls gasping]
203
00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,144
How'd you know
about Rodrigo?
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00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,146
Whatever! That doesn't
prove anything!
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00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,081
Princesses
can be hairy!
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00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:39,417
Yeah! We believe
in you, Turdina!
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00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:40,919
No.
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00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,253
[girls whispering]
209
00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,055
I lied to you.
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00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,591
I am a boy.
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00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,226
[gasping]
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00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,394
Ooh!
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00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:52,063
Oop! I mean, ugh!
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00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,532
This, princesses,
is why you need me
215
00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,100
running St. Olga's.
216
00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,403
Look where all
this freedom got you--
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living in filth
218
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,273
and championing a "hero"
219
00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:04,275
who's been lying
to you all along!
220
00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:08,513
Henceforth, you must reinstate
me as your schoolmaster!
221
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,281
You need me...
222
00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:13,284
and I need you.
223
00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,852
Wait, what did she just say?
224
00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,522
Wait, no, why does it matter
if he's a boy?
225
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,390
Nothing he said
was wrong!
226
00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:22,927
Yeah! He can think
for himself and so can we!
227
00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:25,263
He can be a princess
if he wants to!
228
00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,265
Turdina's a state of mind!
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00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,266
[cheering]
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00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,268
Silence! Silence!
231
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,703
[gasps]
232
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:35,139
Oh, I just got her
right in the face!
233
00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:38,142
[neighs]
Come on, girls!
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00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:41,379
-Yeah!
-Free will!
235
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,114
No! No!
236
00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,315
[saw buzzes]
237
00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,483
Spare me.
238
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,419
Get in the car!
239
00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:51,423
Turdina lives!
240
00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,894
[cheering]
241
00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:00,298
[dance beat plays]
242
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,333
Well, looks like Turdina's
gone for good.
243
00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:06,304
Yeah, because you
took her away from us,
you selfish monster!
244
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:09,173
You look like you can breathe
a lot easier now.
245
00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,109
Mostly 'cause I'm
out of that dress!
246
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,177
That corset
was killin' me!
247
00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:16,681
Could we get a selfie
with Marco Turdina,
Boy Princess?
248
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:17,749
Sure.
249
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,984
[all] Camera phone!
250
00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:23,655
Oh, Smoochie's gonna be
so jealous of this one!
251
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,090
Where is Smoochie,
anyways?
252
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,827
♪♪
253
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:41,172
Ah! Oh, yeah,
that's good!
254
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,808
Gemini, we gotta get
more of this stuff.
255
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:48,546
Oh, yes, but I'm afraid this one
is out of juice, milady.
256
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,314
Camera phone...
257
00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:53,017
[Heinous] I know that,
you fool!
258
00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:54,819
I'm not talking about her!
259
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:58,556
Well, I'm happy to share
some of mine with you.
260
00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,292
No! I want
the good stuff.
261
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:05,296
I'm coming for you,
Princess Marco Turdina!
262
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,366
I don't mean
to interrupt, milady,
263
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,069
but we say this
all the time.
264
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,237
"I'm coming for you..."
265
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:16,808
Maybe we should
just stay in tonight
266
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,978
and you can have
a little Gemini fuel.
267
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,747
No. Nobody asked you.
268
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,182
Go get the car!
269
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,018
Uh, of course, milady.
270
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:30,822
Whoa!
271
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,223
Yeah, that princess merch
272
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,391
is, like, so cute,
273
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,859
but for that price,
I'm, like,
274
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,360
it better do real magic.
275
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:39,931
[laughs] That is funny
and a good point.
276
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,399
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
277
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,167
This one's spicy!
278
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,937
Oh, my gosh, that is
the cutest price tag!
279
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,339
Hey, monster!
You know the rules.
280
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,876
Monsters ain't welcome,
so put the merch back
and get out!
281
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,011
-Whoa.
-Shoo, shoo, shoo!
282
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,413
[sobbing]
283
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,382
Do you think I'd look cute
in this shirt?
284
00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:00,017
-What?
-Or...
285
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,286
Hey, over there!
That goes for you, too!
286
00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,856
-Monster!
-Hmph!
287
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,525
Oh! Prince Lucitor.
Sorry. Sorry, sir.
288
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,727
Please don't incinerate
my shop.
289
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,729
-[kisses]
-Hmm.
290
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:17,602
Circumstantial evidence...
Hmm, okay. Hmm.
291
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,270
[footsteps patter]
292
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,405
-No.
-Hey, Mom!
293
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,909
You know how Mewmans
kind of keep monsters separated
294
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,110
from the rest
of the kingdom?
295
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,278
Yes?
296
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:30,248
Well, I was
just wondering why!
297
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,617
We keep monsters out
because monsters are dangerous.
298
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:33,818
You know that.
299
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,254
Well, yeah!
But no! No, no, no, no!
300
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,789
Not all of them,
301
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,624
and what about people
who aren't Mewmans,
302
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:40,992
but also aren't monsters?
303
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,293
Like Romulus!
304
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,661
He has snakes for hands!
305
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,096
Are his hands monsters?
306
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,430
Heavens, no!
307
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,332
He's on the Magical
High Commission!
308
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,634
And what about
the Ponyheads?
309
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,904
They're a bunch
of floating horse heads!
310
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:56,808
No, dear, we've had ties
with the Ponyheads
for generations.
311
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,277
And Rich Pigeon?
His kingdom is brand new!
312
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,679
And he's a pigeon
with legs, Mother!
313
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,314
How is he
not a monster?
314
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,416
Well, dear, he's rich.
315
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,519
I don't really see what that
has to do with anything.
316
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,087
And what about
the Lucitors?
317
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,490
I've seen Tom do
some pretty scary stuff.
318
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,592
Somehow he's not a monster?
319
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,861
Okay, and it makes
absolutely no sense
320
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,763
that lizard people
are monsters
321
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,433
but Lekmet, the giant
magical goat-man was not?
322
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,701
Too soon, Star!
323
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,369
But what's the difference?
324
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:27,438
What the heck
is the difference?
325
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,974
Enough! Look,
I don't make the rules.
326
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,443
The Royal Monster
Expert does!
327
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,379
I'm sorry, what?
We have a monster on staff?
328
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,449
Not a monster,
a monster expert.
329
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,951
Dr. Jelly Goodwell.
330
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,686
Okay, then I'm gonna
go have a little chat
331
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,387
with this "Jelly Goodwell,"
332
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,790
if that even is
her real name!
333
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,392
-Fine!
-Fine! Bye.
334
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:51,396
[sighs] What am I supposed
to do with this cart?
335
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,332
Jelly Goodwell!
336
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,333
[screams]
337
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,801
We need to talk now!
338
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,703
Oh, you must be here
for the cheese!
339
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,806
What? No!
Don't play dumb with me,
Royal Monster Expert!
340
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,710
Oh! No,
I'm the Royal Muenster Expert.
341
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,082
The Royal Monster Expert
is down the hall to the right.
342
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:14,385
Okay! Thank you!
343
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,153
Jelly Goodwell!
344
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,388
Hmm?
345
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:20,358
Wrong office. Sorry.
346
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,926
Jelly Goodwell!
347
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:25,563
And step... step...
[snuffles]
348
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,164
Excuse me.
349
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,934
Pardon me, is this
Dr. Goodwell's office?
350
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:33,271
Yes, I'm Dr. Goodwell.
351
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,173
Ah, thank goodness!
Now, you listen up, Goodwell!
352
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,410
The way we treat monsters
around here is outrageous!
353
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,512
We have got
all these dumb rules
354
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,414
saying monsters
can't mingle with humans,
355
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:44,582
and monsters
can't go here,
356
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,183
and monsters
can't go there!
357
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,219
Oof! It's gotten to the point
where a monster
358
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,621
can't even go shopping
for a pre-ripped T-shirt!
359
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,190
Well, sister,
I am not leaving here
360
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,726
until you agree
to make some changes.
361
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:59,463
I've spent my entire life
studying monsters.
362
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:02,566
Nobody knows more
about them than I do.
363
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,602
I've even lived among them
364
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,071
and observed
their behavior first-hand,
365
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:12,543
and you are exactly the princess
I've been waiting for!
366
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,479
-Wait, what?
-For years I've hoped
to find a royal
367
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,082
who actually gets it.
The way we treat monsters
368
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,818
in Mewni is,
well, monstrous!
369
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,322
-Exactly!
-Monsters need to be respected.
370
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,057
-Yes!
-And loved!
371
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,226
-Yes!
-And their habitat preserved!
372
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,829
Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!
373
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,899
Excellent. Let me take you
out into the field
374
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,834
and show you
what I've been working on.
375
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:37,935
Let's go!
376
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,271
Being a researcher
is awesome!
377
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,673
These monster costumes
are great!
378
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,443
Oh! They're
monster camouflage.
379
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:50,481
Speaking of which,
we should probably go ahead
and apply our monster musk.
380
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,083
Monster musk?
What's that?
381
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,952
-[spritzes]
-Oh, that is nasty!
382
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:56,687
What's in there?
383
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,490
My own special blend
of various monster secretions.
384
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,325
[gargles]
385
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,460
Bleh, ugh!
386
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,161
Let's get going!
387
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:07,698
First we need to go
through the Forest
of Certain Death,
388
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:10,534
then across the Lake
of Endless Suffering,
389
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:13,504
over the Dam
of Constant Sorrow,
390
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:17,108
across the Bridge
of the Inevitable Hereafter,
391
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,511
and here we are!
392
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,613
Wow, sick treehouse, doc!
393
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,981
Oh, no...
[laughs]
394
00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,017
It's not a treehouse.
395
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,519
It is
my field research lab.
396
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,187
It looks like
a treehouse to me.
397
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,288
It's not!
398
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,723
Whatever you say, doc.
399
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:36,327
[grunting]
400
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,661
Oh!
401
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:40,631
[grunts] Dr. Goodwill?
Whatcha doing?
402
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,200
Shh! There's
a herd nearby!
403
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,702
A herd?
A herd of what?
404
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,105
Monsters!
405
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,208
Whoa.
406
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:54,578
This hill features
naturally occurring
geographic formations
407
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,882
that almost
look like buildings.
408
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:02,486
The monsters
were clever enough
to use them for shelter.
409
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,255
Amazing!
410
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,190
Wait, what?
411
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:09,693
Ooh! Ooh! You've got
to get a look at this!
412
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,562
There's 011358,
413
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,731
and he has
his offspring with him!
414
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,067
Oh, hey, Buffrog!
You know him, too?
415
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:20,771
I have been watching 011358
since he was a tadpole.
416
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,940
I implanted a tracker
on his ear
417
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:26,677
and have been keeping
close tabs on him ever since.
418
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,713
[whistling]
419
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:33,517
[scratching]
420
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,219
Okay, I don't know
about this, Goodwell--
421
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:39,056
the spying, the costumes,
the monster musk?
422
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,724
Monsters are just like us.
423
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,060
You don't need
all this equipment
to get to know them.
424
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:47,631
Get to know them?
Oh, ho, sweet, naive Star!
425
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,567
It's not so simple.
426
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,736
When monsters and Mewmans mix,
bad things happen,
427
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,472
usually to the monsters!
428
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,773
Yeah, but that--
429
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,075
I've devised
a plan!
430
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:02,013
Let me show... you...
431
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,148
Tah-dah!
432
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,282
Ooh!
433
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:06,750
Nice cartsmanship.
434
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,152
Thank you!
435
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,087
Aw, look at little tiny us
in the treehouse!
436
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,256
So cute!
And the monster village!
437
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,457
What are you planning?
438
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,825
You see that wondrously
439
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,261
mysterious structure
the monsters built?
440
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,762
Uh, you mean "dam"?
441
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,631
I believe it's some kind
442
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,133
of primitive monument
443
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,268
that they built
out of instinct,
444
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,738
but no matter-- we simply
remove a small piece
of their structure
445
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,241
to release
a gentle flow of water,
446
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,309
which travels
down the chasm,
447
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,346
covers the lowlands
around the monster
nesting grounds,
448
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:38,015
and creates
a natural island!
449
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,151
Voilà!
450
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,819
More like a prison.
451
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,787
I mean, how are they
supposed to get in and out?
452
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,523
Well, they don't!
453
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:50,861
It's guaranteed total
isolation from Mewmans!
454
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,030
Shall I detonate
the dam?
455
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,033
Listen, we can't just
go around blowing up dams
456
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,434
and imprisoning monsters!
457
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,502
That's crazy!
458
00:18:58,537 --> 00:18:59,803
Mewmans have been deciding
459
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,805
what's best for monsters
for way too long!
460
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,175
But I already did it!
461
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,977
[explosive noise]
462
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,613
Ugh. Unbelievable.
463
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,716
You know what, Jelly?
You doomed these monsters!
464
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,553
You don't like
my explosion?
465
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,888
It's not about that.
I thought you were different.
466
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,224
But you're just like
everybody else here.
467
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,861
No, no, no, no, no.
Stop complaining.
468
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,897
Look, of course there is
bigger, better stroller.
469
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:31,168
But you should appreciate
the one we have.
470
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,071
[panting] Hey, Buffrog!
471
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,840
Look, look, look!
Jelly Goodwell blew the dam,
472
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,709
and now the water's
gonna come down
473
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,711
and turn this whole place
into an island!
474
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:41,746
What?
475
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,650
Hey, Star,
it's not a problem.
476
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,719
That's just
a little trickle of water,
477
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,921
nothing we haven't
seen before.
478
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:54,892
Oh, you must be crazy dirty lady
that watches us through trees.
479
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,061
Hello. I am
Yvgeny Bulgolubuff.
480
00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,497
Well, I'm Jelly Goodwell!
Oh-ho-ho!
481
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,201
-[beep]
-[explosion]
482
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:08,706
Oh, I'm such
a turd-brain!
483
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:12,876
I shook your hand
with the blower-upper thing!
484
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,912
No! It's too much water!
485
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,947
It won't create an island.
486
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,016
This will destroy
entire village!
487
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,117
Come on.
488
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:26,690
Incoming!
489
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:27,758
Oh, my goodness!
490
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:28,959
Come on, move it!
491
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,194
This is not drill.
492
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,929
Hey, hey!
493
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:32,963
Hah!
494
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,733
[video game tones]
495
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,605
Hey, Star!
496
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,940
Incredible!
497
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:46,777
Mewmans and monsters
working together!
498
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:49,980
-Here it comes!
-Oh, no!
499
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,548
-Hey!
-Huh?
500
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,717
-Grab a rock!
-Oh!
501
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,818
Great, let's go!
502
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,320
Oh! Okay!
503
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:06,263
[all] Yay!
504
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:10,267
How could I have been
such a dumb-dumb?
505
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,837
Here I thought
we should live separately!
506
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:18,409
But really Mewmans
should live like monsters!
507
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,977
Hah-hah!
508
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:24,415
Play in the mud!
Act like idiots! Oh!
509
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,450
I'm a monster, ho-whah!
510
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,820
I'm a monster!
[laughing]
511
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,993
[grunts]
512
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,661
There!
513
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,831
Now Mewni has
a real monster expert.
514
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,266
Thank you.
515
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,635
Aw, you're crying.
516
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,603
Oh, the badge.
517
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,840
I think you broke
the skin a little.
518
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,842
Oh, gosh!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
519
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,878
Yeah, yes.
520
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:55,979
♪ She's a princess ♪
521
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:57,348
♪ Winning battles ♪
522
00:21:57,383 --> 00:22:00,651
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
523
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,453
♪ Don't worry
when it's night ♪
524
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,689
♪ 'Cause she would keep
the lights on ♪
525
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:11,829
♪ Oh, there goes
a shining star ♪
526
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,064
♪ Evil won't deter her ♪
527
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:17,868
♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪
528
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:22,940
♪ She is a shining star ♪