1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,835 ♪♪ 2 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:09,341 ♪♪ 3 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:10,976 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪ 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,644 ♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪ 5 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,346 ♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪ 6 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:16,148 ♪ I'm from another dimension ♪ 7 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,649 ♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪ 8 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,718 ♪ Gonna have a good time ♪ 9 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,019 ♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪ 10 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:23,255 ♪ I'm from another, whoo-hoo ♪ 11 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,725 ♪ Yeh-heah ♪ 12 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,763 ♪ I'm talking puppies ♪ 13 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:34,066 ♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa ♪ 14 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:35,734 ♪ Ooh ♪ 15 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,769 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪ 16 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,371 ♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪ 17 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:40,772 ♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪ 18 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:44,410 ♪ I'm from another dimension ♪ 19 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:48,747 [Ponyhead] Okay, you need to hold still. 20 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,682 One more second. It needs to be perfect. 21 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,585 Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm! 22 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,755 How do I look? 23 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,557 Super pretty! 24 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,759 [gasps] Oh, no. 25 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:03,061 What's the matter? You don't like it? 26 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:07,632 No, I know I look amazing, it's just... 27 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,468 I can't go back to St. Olga's like this! 28 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:10,769 I gotta come clean! 29 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,037 [spits] Uh-uh! 30 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,139 If you tell those girls that you have been lying 31 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:17,142 about being a princess, they will destroy you. 32 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,945 I still can't believe they want to give me an honorary degree. 33 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:22,814 Ugh. I know I inspired a generation and all, 34 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:24,583 but I can't keep lying! 35 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,418 Whatever. It's your funeral. 36 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:27,819 -[thuds] -[groans] 37 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,821 Hey, goat, just because you're invisible 38 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,456 doesn't mean I can't hurt you! 39 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:34,426 Oh, we're here. Mm. 40 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:36,161 Come on, ladies. 41 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:40,832 [grunting] 42 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:43,268 You're having a princess problem. 43 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:46,238 [sighs] Yeah, I'm having a princess problem. 44 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,673 Okay, stand up straight. 45 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:50,475 Arms forward! 46 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:51,610 And exhale! 47 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,844 Exhale! 48 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:58,350 Oh! Well, you've obviously done this before. 49 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:00,785 -[dance beat playing] -[cheering] 50 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,855 Okay. I can't do this. 51 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,491 [fan] Princess Turdina, where you going? 52 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:08,827 -Ahh! -Sign my poster! 53 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,128 -Sign my cat! -[cat meows] 54 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:11,830 Sign my face! 55 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,432 Okay, people, don't crowd her! 56 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,502 Princess Turdina! It is truly an honor. 57 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,638 Oh, please, you don't have to-- 58 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,874 We can't wait to show you what we've done with this place. 59 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:23,875 Whoa! 60 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:27,512 Welcome to Utopia! 61 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:29,014 [all gasping] 62 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:32,450 [cheering] 63 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,319 [gasps] Where am I? 64 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:37,389 Oh, it's so beautiful! 65 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:40,525 Wow, this is, uh... 66 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,394 really something. 67 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:45,864 Oh, we got rid of all those oppressive classes about manners 68 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,833 and "please" and "thank you" and all that other trash. 69 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:50,902 We have our own curriculum now! 70 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,838 Brunch and... party. 71 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:55,473 When do you sleep? 72 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:58,076 Oh-ho-ho, don't worry about it! 73 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:01,046 You know, sometimes structure isn't a bad thing! 74 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:03,815 -What? -I just think that rules have a place... 75 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,218 Yeah, but you told us to never conform! 76 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,386 If you weren't being honest about who you are, 77 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:11,256 then this whole school would be built on a lie! 78 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:16,061 Oh, what I meant to say was rules have a place... 79 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,897 in the garbage! Hah-hah! 80 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:22,367 Oh, hah-hah! Oh, oh, good one. 81 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:24,736 That was... Oh, you had me. 82 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:27,539 Here's some princesses hard at work on their brunch final. 83 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,909 We don't believe in grades, no, we don't, just pancakes. 84 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,711 [chewing noisily] 85 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,512 I love learning! 86 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:38,083 These are the whispering gardens, our designated gossip area, 87 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:41,753 because a princess's voice shall not be silenced! 88 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:46,925 [gasps] Oh, my gosh, did you hear that Beatrice and Alfred broke up again? 89 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,761 Oh, no way! 90 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:51,563 And this is where we have our party class 91 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:54,132 to celebrate our freedom from the reign of Miss Heinous! 92 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:57,369 I see what you're seeing. It's cooler at night. 93 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:01,973 This is the hallway of Turdina! 94 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:03,408 Whoa. 95 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:07,646 This is the very first Turdina poster we hung up. 96 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,981 All of your T-shirts and all of your dolls 97 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,984 and a lock of your hair and a poster of your movie! 98 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:15,153 Oh, I gotta get a DVD of that! 99 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,821 This is too much! 100 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:20,125 Are you kidding? We owe this whole school to you. 101 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,594 You showed us that all princesses 102 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,562 don't have to fit into the same mold. 103 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,964 [squawks] 104 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:28,233 Pfft. No, I didn't. 105 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,468 And we're gonna show you our appreciation 106 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:34,339 by throwing you the biggest party this school's ever seen! 107 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:36,174 A party?! For me? 108 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,977 Uh, Marco, isn't there something you wanted to tell these girls? 109 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,346 Oh! Yeah, um... [clearing throat] 110 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:44,649 It's not criminal to be an individual! 111 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,951 -She said our catchphrase! -Yay! 112 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:49,621 Aw, you are way much more fun as Turdina! 113 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:50,922 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 114 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,991 It's here! It's here! 115 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:53,958 What's here? 116 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:55,827 Check it out! Isn't it amazing? 117 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,429 Whoa. 118 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,965 In honor of the one princess who changed our lives, 119 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,702 we dedicate this to you! 120 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,704 I'm so beautiful. 121 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,706 I hope you do like it, Princess Turdina! 122 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:10,942 It took all year to save up enough to get it made! 123 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,212 We cleaned toilets on weekends for extra cash. 124 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,281 But it was worth it because you showed us 125 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,882 that there's another way to live. 126 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:19,651 [cheering] 127 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,052 Hey, hey, it's time 128 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:23,288 for a group selfie in front of the statue. 129 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,823 Oh, okay, sure. 130 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,692 Camera phone! Mm! 131 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,828 Are you... enjoying this? 132 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,464 Hey, this is the first time he's ever been popular! 133 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,065 Don't ruin it for him. 134 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,835 Well, he should tell the truth like a decent human being. 135 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,070 Hey, Turdina, can I talk to you for a sec? 136 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,905 Sure. Uh, bye, ladies! 137 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,908 Marco, I think you're running out of time to tell the truth. 138 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:46,077 Don't even listen to her, Turdina! 139 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:47,879 These princesses worship you! 140 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:51,049 Yeah, but they worship someone who doesn't exist. 141 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:54,219 Marco is the most organized, rule-abiding person I know. 142 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,254 Think of the party! 143 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,390 Yeah, they spent all that money for the statue. 144 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,058 I can't crush their spirits! 145 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,694 I'm just worried you might be letting 146 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:05,063 this attention get to your head! 147 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,998 What? That's not it! 148 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,900 This is for them, not for me! 149 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,935 Princess Turdina, come on! 150 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:12,904 It's time for your ceremony! 151 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:14,272 I can't believe I'm saying this, 152 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,341 but I'm going with Pony's advice. 153 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,510 Whoo! Good choice. 154 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,978 [claps] 155 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,848 Oppression! 156 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,418 Eternal darkness! 157 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:27,952 Suddenly light! 158 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:29,187 Freedom! 159 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,288 Turdina! 160 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,057 [doves coo] 161 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,793 Thank you, Princess Gwendolyn, 162 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,961 for that beautiful interpretive dance. 163 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:39,964 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, 164 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:45,270 the woman herself, Princess Marco Turdina! 165 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,005 [cheering] 166 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:54,045 I present you this honorary St. Olga's degree. 167 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,146 Wow! 168 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:58,150 [chanting] Turdina! 169 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,953 Dearest princesses, 170 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:05,256 congratulations on this wonderful school. 171 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,158 I know you see me as an idol, 172 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:10,762 but today you're my idols! 173 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:13,565 You embody everything that Princess Turdina... 174 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,634 uh, um, that I stand for-- 175 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:19,237 not letting anyone force you to be something you're not, 176 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,606 living by your true colors, 177 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:24,442 loving who you are! 178 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:27,111 I'm proud to have inspired you to be brave, 179 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:28,780 even when it's scary. 180 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,448 And when being true to yourself 181 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:33,985 might mean disappointing thousands of people. 182 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,120 Um... 183 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,357 [sighs] That's-- 184 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,192 that's why I have to tell you the truth. 185 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:44,028 I, Princess Marco Turdina, 186 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:46,698 -am a boy! -[words drowned out by saw] 187 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,002 Oh, no. 188 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,905 [humming] 189 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:58,009 [all gasping, screaming] 190 00:07:58,044 --> 00:07:59,143 Ooh! 191 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:01,012 It's Miss Heinous! 192 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:03,014 Princess Turdina is a fraud, 193 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:05,450 and I have the evidence to prove it. 194 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,785 -It's a tape... -It's a tape of what? 195 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:11,656 That's right, I watched your video and saw your dark secret! 196 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,825 Oh, that phony confession I did? 197 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,860 Go ahead, show 'em! It's not real. 198 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,062 Oh, no, it's not... 199 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:22,967 but this is. Uh! 200 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:27,505 -[gasps and exclamations] -Wait! Is that a hair? 201 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,542 Turdina isn't a princess! She's a boy! 202 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:31,676 [girls gasping] 203 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,144 How'd you know about Rodrigo? 204 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,146 Whatever! That doesn't prove anything! 205 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,081 Princesses can be hairy! 206 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:39,417 Yeah! We believe in you, Turdina! 207 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:40,919 No. 208 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,253 [girls whispering] 209 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,055 I lied to you. 210 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,591 I am a boy. 211 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,226 [gasping] 212 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,394 Ooh! 213 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:52,063 Oop! I mean, ugh! 214 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,532 This, princesses, is why you need me 215 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,100 running St. Olga's. 216 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,403 Look where all this freedom got you-- 217 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,238 living in filth 218 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,273 and championing a "hero" 219 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:04,275 who's been lying to you all along! 220 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:08,513 Henceforth, you must reinstate me as your schoolmaster! 221 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,281 You need me... 222 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:13,284 and I need you. 223 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,852 Wait, what did she just say? 224 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,522 Wait, no, why does it matter if he's a boy? 225 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,390 Nothing he said was wrong! 226 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:22,927 Yeah! He can think for himself and so can we! 227 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:25,263 He can be a princess if he wants to! 228 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,265 Turdina's a state of mind! 229 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,266 [cheering] 230 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,268 Silence! Silence! 231 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,703 [gasps] 232 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:35,139 Oh, I just got her right in the face! 233 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:38,142 [neighs] Come on, girls! 234 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:41,379 -Yeah! -Free will! 235 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,114 No! No! 236 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,315 [saw buzzes] 237 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,483 Spare me. 238 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,419 Get in the car! 239 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:51,423 Turdina lives! 240 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,894 [cheering] 241 00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:00,298 [dance beat plays] 242 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,333 Well, looks like Turdina's gone for good. 243 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:06,304 Yeah, because you took her away from us, you selfish monster! 244 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:09,173 You look like you can breathe a lot easier now. 245 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,109 Mostly 'cause I'm out of that dress! 246 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,177 That corset was killin' me! 247 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:16,681 Could we get a selfie with Marco Turdina, Boy Princess? 248 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:17,749 Sure. 249 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,984 [all] Camera phone! 250 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:23,655 Oh, Smoochie's gonna be so jealous of this one! 251 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,090 Where is Smoochie, anyways? 252 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,827 ♪♪ 253 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:41,172 Ah! Oh, yeah, that's good! 254 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,808 Gemini, we gotta get more of this stuff. 255 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:48,546 Oh, yes, but I'm afraid this one is out of juice, milady. 256 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,314 Camera phone... 257 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:53,017 [Heinous] I know that, you fool! 258 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:54,819 I'm not talking about her! 259 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:58,556 Well, I'm happy to share some of mine with you. 260 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,292 No! I want the good stuff. 261 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:05,296 I'm coming for you, Princess Marco Turdina! 262 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,366 I don't mean to interrupt, milady, 263 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,069 but we say this all the time. 264 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,237 "I'm coming for you..." 265 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:16,808 Maybe we should just stay in tonight 266 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,978 and you can have a little Gemini fuel. 267 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,747 No. Nobody asked you. 268 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,182 Go get the car! 269 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,018 Uh, of course, milady. 270 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:30,822 Whoa! 271 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,223 Yeah, that princess merch 272 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,391 is, like, so cute, 273 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,859 but for that price, I'm, like, 274 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,360 it better do real magic. 275 00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:39,931 [laughs] That is funny and a good point. 276 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,399 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 277 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,167 This one's spicy! 278 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,937 Oh, my gosh, that is the cutest price tag! 279 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,339 Hey, monster! You know the rules. 280 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,876 Monsters ain't welcome, so put the merch back and get out! 281 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,011 -Whoa. -Shoo, shoo, shoo! 282 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,413 [sobbing] 283 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,382 Do you think I'd look cute in this shirt? 284 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:00,017 -What? -Or... 285 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,286 Hey, over there! That goes for you, too! 286 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,856 -Monster! -Hmph! 287 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,525 Oh! Prince Lucitor. Sorry. Sorry, sir. 288 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,727 Please don't incinerate my shop. 289 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,729 -[kisses] -Hmm. 290 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:17,602 Circumstantial evidence... Hmm, okay. Hmm. 291 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,270 [footsteps patter] 292 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,405 -No. -Hey, Mom! 293 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,909 You know how Mewmans kind of keep monsters separated 294 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,110 from the rest of the kingdom? 295 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,278 Yes? 296 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:30,248 Well, I was just wondering why! 297 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,617 We keep monsters out because monsters are dangerous. 298 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:33,818 You know that. 299 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,254 Well, yeah! But no! No, no, no, no! 300 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,789 Not all of them, 301 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,624 and what about people who aren't Mewmans, 302 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:40,992 but also aren't monsters? 303 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,293 Like Romulus! 304 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,661 He has snakes for hands! 305 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,096 Are his hands monsters? 306 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,430 Heavens, no! 307 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,332 He's on the Magical High Commission! 308 00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,634 And what about the Ponyheads? 309 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,904 They're a bunch of floating horse heads! 310 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:56,808 No, dear, we've had ties with the Ponyheads for generations. 311 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,277 And Rich Pigeon? His kingdom is brand new! 312 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,679 And he's a pigeon with legs, Mother! 313 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,314 How is he not a monster? 314 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,416 Well, dear, he's rich. 315 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,519 I don't really see what that has to do with anything. 316 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,087 And what about the Lucitors? 317 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,490 I've seen Tom do some pretty scary stuff. 318 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,592 Somehow he's not a monster? 319 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,861 Okay, and it makes absolutely no sense 320 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,763 that lizard people are monsters 321 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,433 but Lekmet, the giant magical goat-man was not? 322 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,701 Too soon, Star! 323 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,369 But what's the difference? 324 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:27,438 What the heck is the difference? 325 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,974 Enough! Look, I don't make the rules. 326 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,443 The Royal Monster Expert does! 327 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,379 I'm sorry, what? We have a monster on staff? 328 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,449 Not a monster, a monster expert. 329 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,951 Dr. Jelly Goodwell. 330 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,686 Okay, then I'm gonna go have a little chat 331 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,387 with this "Jelly Goodwell," 332 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,790 if that even is her real name! 333 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,392 -Fine! -Fine! Bye. 334 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:51,396 [sighs] What am I supposed to do with this cart? 335 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,332 Jelly Goodwell! 336 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,333 [screams] 337 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,801 We need to talk now! 338 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,703 Oh, you must be here for the cheese! 339 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,806 What? No! Don't play dumb with me, Royal Monster Expert! 340 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,710 Oh! No, I'm the Royal Muenster Expert. 341 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,082 The Royal Monster Expert is down the hall to the right. 342 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:14,385 Okay! Thank you! 343 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,153 Jelly Goodwell! 344 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,388 Hmm? 345 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:20,358 Wrong office. Sorry. 346 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,926 Jelly Goodwell! 347 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:25,563 And step... step... [snuffles] 348 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,164 Excuse me. 349 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,934 Pardon me, is this Dr. Goodwell's office? 350 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:33,271 Yes, I'm Dr. Goodwell. 351 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,173 Ah, thank goodness! Now, you listen up, Goodwell! 352 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,410 The way we treat monsters around here is outrageous! 353 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,512 We have got all these dumb rules 354 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,414 saying monsters can't mingle with humans, 355 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:44,582 and monsters can't go here, 356 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,183 and monsters can't go there! 357 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,219 Oof! It's gotten to the point where a monster 358 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,621 can't even go shopping for a pre-ripped T-shirt! 359 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,190 Well, sister, I am not leaving here 360 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,726 until you agree to make some changes. 361 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:59,463 I've spent my entire life studying monsters. 362 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:02,566 Nobody knows more about them than I do. 363 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,602 I've even lived among them 364 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,071 and observed their behavior first-hand, 365 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:12,543 and you are exactly the princess I've been waiting for! 366 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,479 -Wait, what? -For years I've hoped to find a royal 367 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,082 who actually gets it. The way we treat monsters 368 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,818 in Mewni is, well, monstrous! 369 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,322 -Exactly! -Monsters need to be respected. 370 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,057 -Yes! -And loved! 371 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,226 -Yes! -And their habitat preserved! 372 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,829 Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! 373 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,899 Excellent. Let me take you out into the field 374 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,834 and show you what I've been working on. 375 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:37,935 Let's go! 376 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,271 Being a researcher is awesome! 377 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,673 These monster costumes are great! 378 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,443 Oh! They're monster camouflage. 379 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:50,481 Speaking of which, we should probably go ahead and apply our monster musk. 380 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,083 Monster musk? What's that? 381 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,952 -[spritzes] -Oh, that is nasty! 382 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:56,687 What's in there? 383 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,490 My own special blend of various monster secretions. 384 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,325 [gargles] 385 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,460 Bleh, ugh! 386 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,161 Let's get going! 387 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:07,698 First we need to go through the Forest of Certain Death, 388 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:10,534 then across the Lake of Endless Suffering, 389 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:13,504 over the Dam of Constant Sorrow, 390 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:17,108 across the Bridge of the Inevitable Hereafter, 391 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,511 and here we are! 392 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,613 Wow, sick treehouse, doc! 393 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,981 Oh, no... [laughs] 394 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,017 It's not a treehouse. 395 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,519 It is my field research lab. 396 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,187 It looks like a treehouse to me. 397 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,288 It's not! 398 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,723 Whatever you say, doc. 399 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:36,327 [grunting] 400 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,661 Oh! 401 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:40,631 [grunts] Dr. Goodwill? Whatcha doing? 402 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,200 Shh! There's a herd nearby! 403 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,702 A herd? A herd of what? 404 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,105 Monsters! 405 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,208 Whoa. 406 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:54,578 This hill features naturally occurring geographic formations 407 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,882 that almost look like buildings. 408 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:02,486 The monsters were clever enough to use them for shelter. 409 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,255 Amazing! 410 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,190 Wait, what? 411 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:09,693 Ooh! Ooh! You've got to get a look at this! 412 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,562 There's 011358, 413 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,731 and he has his offspring with him! 414 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,067 Oh, hey, Buffrog! You know him, too? 415 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:20,771 I have been watching 011358 since he was a tadpole. 416 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,940 I implanted a tracker on his ear 417 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:26,677 and have been keeping close tabs on him ever since. 418 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,713 [whistling] 419 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:33,517 [scratching] 420 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,219 Okay, I don't know about this, Goodwell-- 421 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:39,056 the spying, the costumes, the monster musk? 422 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,724 Monsters are just like us. 423 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,060 You don't need all this equipment to get to know them. 424 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:47,631 Get to know them? Oh, ho, sweet, naive Star! 425 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,567 It's not so simple. 426 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,736 When monsters and Mewmans mix, bad things happen, 427 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,472 usually to the monsters! 428 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,773 Yeah, but that-- 429 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,075 I've devised a plan! 430 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:02,013 Let me show... you... 431 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,148 Tah-dah! 432 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,282 Ooh! 433 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:06,750 Nice cartsmanship. 434 00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,152 Thank you! 435 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,087 Aw, look at little tiny us in the treehouse! 436 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,256 So cute! And the monster village! 437 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,457 What are you planning? 438 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,825 You see that wondrously 439 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,261 mysterious structure the monsters built? 440 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,762 Uh, you mean "dam"? 441 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,631 I believe it's some kind 442 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,133 of primitive monument 443 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,268 that they built out of instinct, 444 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,738 but no matter-- we simply remove a small piece of their structure 445 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,241 to release a gentle flow of water, 446 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,309 which travels down the chasm, 447 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,346 covers the lowlands around the monster nesting grounds, 448 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:38,015 and creates a natural island! 449 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,151 Voilà! 450 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,819 More like a prison. 451 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,787 I mean, how are they supposed to get in and out? 452 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,523 Well, they don't! 453 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:50,861 It's guaranteed total isolation from Mewmans! 454 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,030 Shall I detonate the dam? 455 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,033 Listen, we can't just go around blowing up dams 456 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,434 and imprisoning monsters! 457 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,502 That's crazy! 458 00:18:58,537 --> 00:18:59,803 Mewmans have been deciding 459 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,805 what's best for monsters for way too long! 460 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,175 But I already did it! 461 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,977 [explosive noise] 462 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,613 Ugh. Unbelievable. 463 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,716 You know what, Jelly? You doomed these monsters! 464 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,553 You don't like my explosion? 465 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,888 It's not about that. I thought you were different. 466 00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,224 But you're just like everybody else here. 467 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,861 No, no, no, no, no. Stop complaining. 468 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,897 Look, of course there is bigger, better stroller. 469 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:31,168 But you should appreciate the one we have. 470 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,071 [panting] Hey, Buffrog! 471 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,840 Look, look, look! Jelly Goodwell blew the dam, 472 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,709 and now the water's gonna come down 473 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,711 and turn this whole place into an island! 474 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:41,746 What? 475 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,650 Hey, Star, it's not a problem. 476 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,719 That's just a little trickle of water, 477 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,921 nothing we haven't seen before. 478 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:54,892 Oh, you must be crazy dirty lady that watches us through trees. 479 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,061 Hello. I am Yvgeny Bulgolubuff. 480 00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,497 Well, I'm Jelly Goodwell! Oh-ho-ho! 481 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,201 -[beep] -[explosion] 482 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:08,706 Oh, I'm such a turd-brain! 483 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:12,876 I shook your hand with the blower-upper thing! 484 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,912 No! It's too much water! 485 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,947 It won't create an island. 486 00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,016 This will destroy entire village! 487 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,117 Come on. 488 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:26,690 Incoming! 489 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:27,758 Oh, my goodness! 490 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:28,959 Come on, move it! 491 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,194 This is not drill. 492 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,929 Hey, hey! 493 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:32,963 Hah! 494 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,733 [video game tones] 495 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,605 Hey, Star! 496 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,940 Incredible! 497 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:46,777 Mewmans and monsters working together! 498 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:49,980 -Here it comes! -Oh, no! 499 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,548 -Hey! -Huh? 500 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,717 -Grab a rock! -Oh! 501 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,818 Great, let's go! 502 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,320 Oh! Okay! 503 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:06,263 [all] Yay! 504 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:10,267 How could I have been such a dumb-dumb? 505 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,837 Here I thought we should live separately! 506 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:18,409 But really Mewmans should live like monsters! 507 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,977 Hah-hah! 508 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:24,415 Play in the mud! Act like idiots! Oh! 509 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,450 I'm a monster, ho-whah! 510 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,820 I'm a monster! [laughing] 511 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,993 [grunts] 512 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,661 There! 513 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,831 Now Mewni has a real monster expert. 514 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,266 Thank you. 515 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,635 Aw, you're crying. 516 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,603 Oh, the badge. 517 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,840 I think you broke the skin a little. 518 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,842 Oh, gosh! Sorry, sorry, sorry. 519 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,878 Yeah, yes. 520 00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:55,979 ♪ She's a princess ♪ 521 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:57,348 ♪ Winning battles ♪ 522 00:21:57,383 --> 00:22:00,651 ♪ Through the break of dawn ♪ 523 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,453 ♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪ 524 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,689 ♪ 'Cause she would keep the lights on ♪ 525 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:11,829 ♪ Oh, there goes a shining star ♪ 526 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,064 ♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ 527 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:17,868 ♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪ 528 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:22,940 ♪ She is a shining star ♪