1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,835 ♪♪ 2 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:07,106 ♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ 3 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,640 ♪ Wander over yonder ♪ 4 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:09,742 ♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ 5 00:00:09,744 --> 00:00:11,243 ♪ Wander over yonder ♪ 6 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:12,878 ♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪ 7 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,680 ♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪ 8 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:15,647 ♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ 9 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:16,982 ♪ Wander Over Yonder! ♪ 10 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:19,585 ( instrumental ) 11 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:22,054 ( Lord Hater laughs ) Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ 12 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:24,723 ♪ Wander over yonder ♪ ♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ 13 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:27,026 ♪ Wander over yonder Wander! Wander! Over! Over! 14 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:28,627 ♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪ 15 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,195 ♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ 16 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,630 ♪ Wander over yonder ♪ 17 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:32,564 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪ 18 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:33,632 ( music over ) 19 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:39,705 ( screaming ) 20 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,107 This... is... nuts! 21 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:43,275 WANDER: Oooo, good idea! 22 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:44,576 Squills love nuts! 23 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,612 Excuse me, ma'am, but would you happen 24 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:49,248 to have any peanuts that my companion and I might use to entice 25 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,649 your frightened little one home 26 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,785 and back into the warm embrace 27 00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:55,587 of his lovin' family? 28 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:58,290 ( grunting ) Oh, there he goes! 29 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,794 ( lightning ) 30 00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:04,163 ( eerie music ) 31 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:08,767 I'll save you! 32 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,169 Wander, no! 33 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:11,837 I don't like the looks of that cave! 34 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:15,174 I know. But if something horrible 35 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,676 happens to that little guy, 36 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,178 ( whispers ) I'd never forgive myself. 37 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:22,047 But what if something horrible happens to you? 38 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:24,616 SYLVIA: Wander. No. No. 39 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:27,586 No! Sorry. I love you. ( laughing ) 40 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,856 ( sighing ) Love you too, buddy, 41 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,658 but why is there this part of you 42 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:36,161 that always has to do the wrong things for the right reasons?! 43 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:37,863 ( Wander screaming ) 44 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,598 SYLVIA: Wander! 45 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,034 WANDER: This is amazing! 46 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:45,204 ( sighs ) Oh, thank Grop he's okay! 47 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,339 I'm gonna throttle him! 48 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:49,908 ( squirrel chattering ) 49 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:04,223 Whoaa. It's bee-yoo-tiful. 50 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,925 Well, I'll be. It's multiple me's! 51 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:10,729 Howdy do to you! I mean, me! 52 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:17,402 That... is... awesome! 53 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:18,804 I know, right? 54 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,747 What have I asked you about? 55 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:29,948 Runnin' off like that. 56 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:32,784 Promise you will never do that-- 57 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:35,888 ( Wander cackling ) 58 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:37,890 Hey, what did I just say? 59 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:41,326 ( multiple Wanders cheering ) 60 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:51,837 ( various Wanders ) This is amazing! 61 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,239 Let's go! Yeah! 62 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:55,107 This is great! 63 00:02:55,109 --> 00:02:57,276 What is going on?! 64 00:02:57,278 --> 00:03:00,279 ( yawning ) Hey, keep it down out here, 65 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:02,981 I'm trying to slee-- ( snores ) 66 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:08,320 Wander! 67 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:12,791 SYLVIA : Wander? 68 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,059 Wander! 69 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:24,469 What is going on? 70 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:27,739 The indigenous crystals have fractured the varying facets of my persona 71 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,908 and liberated them, sending them traipsing over 72 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:33,011 the countryside, hither and yon'... time is of the essence; 73 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:35,747 if the personality fragments are not reunited expeditiously, 74 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:38,850 the original specimen will disappear... 75 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:42,955 Forever! 76 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:45,724 ( grimacing ) 77 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,493 ( cash register clink ) 78 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:50,929 Okay, wait, so if he's him, 79 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,297 and he is him, and you're him, 80 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:53,999 then that means that they're also him, 81 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,767 but if I don't get them and you and him back into him, 82 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,402 then he won't be him anymore? 83 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:01,273 In an inarticulate garbled manner of speaking... 84 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:04,109 yes. Thanks. It's all I needed. 85 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:08,780 Not so smart now, are ya? 86 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:13,418 ( sobbing ) No! 87 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:17,456 Is this the end of overly dramatic Wander?! 88 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,926 And... scene. 89 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:24,329 Yes! You're gonna be okay, pal. 90 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:26,898 Just gotta the rest of yous back into you. 91 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,935 Hey, pal! Come here! 92 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:33,505 No. No. No! 93 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,874 ( Wander laughing ) 94 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:39,044 Oh, I get it. You're the one that always runs off and does stuff 95 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,545 even though I tell you not to! 96 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:42,414 Well, fine! Go! 97 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,850 It's your fault we're in this mess in the first place. 98 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:48,787 Wander's better off without you. ( snorting ) 99 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,956 ( Wanders cheering ) 100 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:55,160 ( sighing ) That's a lot of Wanders. 101 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:56,895 Four hundred twenty, to be precise. 102 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:59,064 There's Angry Wander. Flabdrassit! 103 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,532 Burping Wander. ( belches ) 104 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:00,532 Curious Wander. Hey! What's that? 105 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:04,136 Distracted Wander. Easily-Impressed Wander. 106 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,038 That's amazing! 107 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:10,142 Zen Wander. They who act in haste, effort will they waste. 108 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:13,312 The Dancing Wanders. ♪ Oh, plunkin', plunkin' ♪ 109 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:14,913 ♪ That's what I do ♪ 110 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,916 ♪ I pluck my banjo And I sing you a tune ♪ 111 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,085 ♪ I sing so sweetly And it goes like this ♪ 112 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,821 ♪ Bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ 113 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:26,325 Tree Hugger Wander. Man, scope out that view. 114 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,594 That's amazing! 115 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,530 Hero Wander. I'll save you! 116 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:34,933 Blonde Wig Wander. ( screaming ) 117 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,469 I'll save you. 118 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:40,906 That's amazing! ( laughing ) 119 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,941 Woohoo! 120 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,042 ( Wanders yelling in excitement ) 121 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:50,849 SYLVIA: I can't do this! 122 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:54,486 I love you. 123 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,589 I love you. I love you. I love you. 124 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,191 Don't be all down in the dumps. 125 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:01,593 It's always sunny somewhere, Sylvie, ol' girl. 126 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:06,031 Sylvia, Sylvia, she's our man, if she can't do it, no one can! 127 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:09,034 Yeah? Maybe you're right. 128 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:13,939 That's ama-- 129 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,276 ( grunting ) 130 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:22,047 ( disgruntled ) 131 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:25,650 Okay. Let's catch some Wanders using their traits as bait! 132 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,018 That rhymed! I love you. 133 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:34,326 Oh, no! You're a mess! 134 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:35,994 Mess. Mess. Did someone say mess? 135 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,329 Clean up. Clean it up now! 136 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:39,097 Obsessy via Messy? Check and check. 137 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,599 That also rhymed! I love you. 138 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,934 Five down, 415 to go! 139 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:45,070 SYLVIA: Tea time! 140 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,139 Time for girls to try on shoes 141 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:49,241 and talk about lady things. 142 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:53,945 Two helpless females all alone. 143 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:57,215 I hope no bad guys are nearby. 144 00:06:57,217 --> 00:07:00,051 ( screaming ) 145 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:03,555 Help! Help! Save me! 146 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,190 I'll save yo-- Save it. 147 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:06,925 I'm the hero now. 148 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:10,462 ( sniffing ) Smell that righteous grub. 149 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,666 You're doing great. I love you. 150 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:21,573 Gosh, oh golly, those Wanders over there sure look sad. 151 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:26,678 I love you all! 152 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:46,531 And heeere's Wander! 153 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,099 Wander? 154 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,201 Come on, buddy. 155 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:51,336 Please? 156 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,738 What's wrong? I put them all back in. 157 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,106 Who did I forget? 158 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:58,443 ( Wander laughing ) 159 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:02,280 No. No. Not him. He's the one that always gets us into trouble. 160 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,082 And he won't listen to me anyway. 161 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,117 If you don't accept all of us, 162 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,153 you accept none of us. 163 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:11,256 Whoooaa. That's deep, dude. 164 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:14,259 He's just gonna cause trouble 165 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,027 and then I don't wanna... 166 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:21,766 ( sighing ) 167 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,401 ( grumbling ) Flabdrassin' Wanders, 168 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,704 make me do the wrong things for the right reasons. 169 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:28,473 ( Wander laughing ) 170 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:33,311 Hm. This one always does whatever I tell him not to. 171 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,081 Ding! 172 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:57,302 Gotcha! ( struggling ) 173 00:08:57,304 --> 00:09:01,139 Are we sure about this? 'Cause my life is pretty crazy with this one in it. 174 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:07,112 ( sighs ) But it'll be so much worse without you. 175 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:18,423 Yeeee-haw! 176 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,294 Wander? Are-are you okay? 177 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:24,663 I'm more than okay. I'm perfect! 178 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:28,166 Now come, trusty steed, it's time to stop that heartless evil-doer, 179 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,235 Lord Hater, once and for all! 180 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,636 Hyah! 181 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:34,806 Wait, what? Stop? Yes. I am a good guy. 182 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:38,143 And he is a bad guy. And I stop him. 183 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:41,713 No, no, no, no. The Wander I know wants to befriend Hater, 184 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,515 not stop him. 185 00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:46,251 Wait. Why are all these other Wanders still up there? 186 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,752 Something's not right. 187 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,693 Wander. That crystal has no reflection. 188 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,861 We're still missing some part of you. 189 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,830 That's okay. I'm a lot better without it. 190 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,098 Let's go go go. 191 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,200 No. I've learned my lesson. 192 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,402 Every part of you is important. 193 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:24,155 The helper seeks to help because he knows what it is to be helpless. 194 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:27,125 Hey, little guy, it's okay. I won't hurt you. 195 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,228 Come on. 196 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,568 Home. 197 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:49,914 Thanks, Syl. 198 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,250 That was the most important part. 199 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,557 Whoo. 200 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,792 I wouldn't want someone else 201 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,727 to go through what I went through. 202 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:05,263 Love that part of you, buddy. 203 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:13,538 Over? What do you mean it's over? 204 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:17,208 But I conquered you! Your planet belongs to me. 205 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,344 Belonged to you. 206 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,312 Look, you really haven't been around a lot lately, 207 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,182 so we weren't even sure if you were still underruling us anymore, 208 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,185 so we, like, uh, well, we met someone else. 209 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,255 Someone else? Who? Is it Emperor Awesome? 210 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,257 The black cube of darkness? 211 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,259 Dominator! 212 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,227 It's a... it's the, uh... 213 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,329 Evil sandwich! 214 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,531 That's right! 215 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,934 It is I, Sourdough. The evil sandwich. 216 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:46,371 And I have seized control of yet another one of your planets, 217 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,940 Lord Hater. Oh, yeah? 218 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,810 Well, I didn't even want that stupid planet anyway. 219 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,946 I got pleeenty of other planets that are waay better. 220 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,548 No, you don't! 221 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,284 Have you checked the villain leaderboard lately? 222 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:03,988 Uh, yeah. I don't know the exact number, 223 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,224 but I'm like waaay up there. 224 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,292 Right, Peepers? 225 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,494 Oh, the sandwich is right, sir. 226 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,497 That was the last planet we had control of in this system, 227 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:16,334 which knocks us completely off the villain board. 228 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,471 You're more of a "ne'er-do-well" than a villain. 229 00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:21,406 How bad are you at this? 230 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,849 Wow, you can't even do that right. 231 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,454 How'd that work out for ya? 232 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,290 Sir. This is exactly what I warned you about in my report 233 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,327 entitled "Oblique Strategies for Successful Masters of Evil." 234 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:45,029 I clearly stated that the only to truly rule the galaxy 235 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,766 is through careful planning, precise focus, and hard work. 236 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:51,002 But, noooo. You-- Me?! 237 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,005 Don't tell me what being evil is all about. 238 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,940 It's about being all... 239 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,342 ( roaring ) 240 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,677 Scary bad guy stuff, not, uh... 241 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:03,281 blah blah meeting, staff, business guy stuff... 242 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:07,285 Wow. I can't believe I never figured this out before. 243 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,421 The reason we've been failing all this time is because-- 244 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,491 You waste all our resources trying to destroy a happy-go-lucky do-gooder 245 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,761 who just wants to be your friend? 246 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:22,400 Because you and your boring plans have been keeping me down, 247 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,369 Civilian Peepers! 248 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,838 Uh, sir, with due respect, it's Commander. 249 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,440 Not anymore. You're fired. 250 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,849 ( electric guitar ) 251 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,357 Oh, this isn't happening. This isn't happening. This-- 252 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,393 ( incredulous ) This isn't happening. 253 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,994 He'll realize he made a mistake. 254 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,429 He needs me. 255 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,664 Peepers, I need you. 256 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,332 Of course, sir, what can I do for you? 257 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:58,703 Before you GO, how do I, like, find planets to conquer? 258 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,840 Are they just sort of around, or... 259 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,976 Check the intergalactic matrix in the command console. 260 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,413 The red button on the black thing. 261 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,515 Thanks! Man, I'm so stoked to be running things 262 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,083 without you getting in my way all the time. 263 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,718 Anyway, you're still fired! Adios. 264 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,988 ( sad electric guitar ) 265 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,456 ( music ends ) Peepers, wait. 266 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,392 Yes? You know those eyeball guys I have? 267 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,494 How often do I need to change their batteries? 268 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,497 They're not robots, they're watch dogs. 269 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:30,401 Oh, they're dogs. Huh. So I gotta walk them then... 270 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,836 They're not dogs either, they're-- 271 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:35,540 Gotcha. Robot dogs... feed them batteries. 272 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:35,540 Thanks, buddy. I owe ya. 273 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,409 Not enough to save your job though. 274 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,946 Peepers, wait. What? 275 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:45,650 Look, I realize now I may have been a bit hasty before. 276 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:46,951 ( gasps ) You do? 277 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,486 Yeah, I almost forgot to ask you, 278 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,787 what's your log-in password? 279 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,656 I need to erase you from the system. 280 00:14:54,460 --> 00:15:00,798 Hater-and-Peepers-Forever. That's H-8-R-N-P33P3RS with "3" for the "e's", 4-E-V-R. 281 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,634 Delete that. Delete that. 282 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,669 Delete that. Delete that. Delete that. 283 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,005 Delete that. Delete... 284 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:11,075 Actually, no. These memories... 285 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,578 We've been through a lot together, haven't we? 286 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,814 Yes, sir, we sure have. 287 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,150 I'm having second thoughts. 288 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,552 Instead of deleting these, could you just crop yourself out of 'em? Cool. 289 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,821 Well, goodbye forever. 290 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:28,192 He'll see. Wait'll he tries conquering something without me. 291 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:31,863 ( screaming ) ♪ Meet the universe's ultimate evil-doer 292 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,699 ♪ Hater! Hooray! ♪ 293 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:38,436 Yeah! ♪ Who set the record for galactic explosions ♪ 294 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,673 ♪ Hater! ♪ You got hated! 295 00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:46,444 ( song continues ) 296 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,715 ♪ You better run! ♪ Booyah! 297 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,485 ( explosion ) ♪ Hater ♪ 298 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:58,156 ( evil laugh ) 299 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,726 ( nineties hip hop ) 300 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,203 ( Peepers sighing ) 301 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:16,474 ( sad music ) 302 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:20,044 ♪ It all went by so fast ♪ 303 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:26,217 ( Hater laughing ) ♪ The conquests and the glory ♪ 304 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,957 ♪ But now my time here's passed ♪ 305 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:40,098 ♪ And I've been shown the door-y ♪ 306 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:45,536 ♪ I'm a commander who's made his last command ♪ 307 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:51,943 ♪ I used to be his right-hand man ♪ 308 00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:58,549 ♪ But a sandwich took our planets and I got canned ♪ 309 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:04,088 ♪ A commander who's made his last command ♪ 310 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,526 TAXI DRIVER: Where to, my friend? 311 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,594 PEEPERS: Just drive. 312 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,172 Who wants batteries? 313 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,842 Hater! Well, well, well. Sourdough. 314 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:28,046 I must admit, it was a pleasure to beat you. 315 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,714 Oh, I should've said, "eat you ." Do over. 316 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,717 Wow. You're even bad at sandwich puns. 317 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,653 Sad. ( screaming ) Why are you messing with my planets? 318 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,289 Oh, do you mean my planets? 319 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,858 The planets that used to be yours but are now totally mine 320 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,794 'cause I conquered 'em because I'm awesome and you're a dumb sandwich. 321 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,029 Those planets? You're conquered. 322 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,697 Deal with it, pimento brain. 323 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,200 What? You didn't conquer squat. 324 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:53,604 You just knocked off crowns, planted flags, and did stupid dances. 325 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,641 Uh, yeah. I conquered them. 326 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,942 No. That's wrong. 327 00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,111 You've got to leave a battalion behind. 328 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,813 Establish infrastructure. 329 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:04,715 Don't you know anything about being an evil ruler? 330 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,351 Uhhh... Where's the angry little smart guy? 331 00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,754 The one who actually knows what evil is all about. 332 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,722 I know what evil is all about! 333 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,591 Prepare to become a patty melt. 334 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,669 Uh, finger slipped. 335 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,137 Fire! 336 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,275 Which one's the shieldy thing? 337 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,777 ( fire alarm going off ) 338 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:41,352 How are you so bad at this? I conquered this entire quadrant. 339 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,688 And I'm a sandwich. 340 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,157 You're a powerful electrical skeleton man! 341 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,225 Shut your buns! 342 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,626 ( explosions ) 343 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,665 Saline tester? I could do that. 344 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,168 Hey, Peepers. 'Sup? 345 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,336 Sir? 346 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,673 Just one last question. Not that I need your help. 347 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:06,978 But if someone got in a major dog fight with a sandwich, 348 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,247 what would one do? 349 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,852 Oh. I thought I was in your way. 350 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,154 Oh, you were. Big time. 351 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,989 And I can handle this. 352 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,791 But I'm just going around, getting second opinions. 353 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,961 I don't know. Is there maybe something you want to tell me first? 354 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,296 Maybe you wanna say you're-- 355 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,265 Sorry? Nope. Uh, can't think of anything. 356 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,332 ( getting blasted ) 357 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:32,170 Hurry, Lord Hater, apologize! 358 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,238 I don't wanna! 359 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,273 I'm waiting. 360 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,707 You want advice? 361 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,709 In old galaxy, I work as villain. 362 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,710 Shut your face! 363 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,312 Peepers, come on! 364 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,080 What did I ever do to you? 365 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,187 ( security alarm ) ( all screaming ) 366 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,923 I'm sorry... 367 00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:53,324 You felt I did something wrong. 368 00:19:55,761 --> 00:20:00,264 I'm sorry... that you're such a whiny over-sensitive baby! 369 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,866 No, no, no, no, wait, please, 370 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,434 I can get this. 371 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:08,706 This was my bad and I'm sooooor... 372 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:14,712 I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm having such a hard time with this. 373 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,880 Close enough. 374 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,748 ( alarm ) ( all screaming ) 375 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,851 Watch dogs! 376 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,820 We're pulling a reverse Galaxon Phalanx maneuver 377 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,488 into an aggressive Cropdust Wedge! 378 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,757 Eye Fighters, deploy! 379 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:29,827 ( shooting ) 380 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,862 ( explosion ) 381 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,898 PEEPERS: Shields, activate! 382 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:38,236 And with Sandwich's whole armada focused on US... 383 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,772 he's left his planets totally vulnerable! 384 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,908 ( Peepers laughing ) 385 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,185 Ooo, ooo. I wanna help. What can I do? 386 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:56,420 What you do best, sir. 387 00:20:56,422 --> 00:21:00,424 ♪ Who is the universe's ultimate evil-doer? ♪ ( roaring ) 388 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,859 ♪ Hater! ♪ 389 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,196 Evil Sandwich! You're toast! 390 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,166 Ahhh! 391 00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:13,771 ♪ Yeah! Evil's getting revenge... ♪ 392 00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,474 ( song continues ) 393 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,909 Now for the finishing touch. 394 00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:25,216 EVIL SANDWICH: Evil Sandwich.... 395 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,387 ( nineties hip hop ) 396 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:35,159 ALIEN QUEEN: Hey, Hater. 397 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,228 So glad we're back together. 398 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:40,164 It was so embarrassing being ruled by a sandwich. 399 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,833 Well, I couldn't have done it without... 400 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:46,237 me! If I hadn't fired Peepers, this never would have happened. 401 00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:47,305 Oh. 402 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,377 ( Peepers gasps ) 403 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,979 PEEPERS: Sir. 404 00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,250 Don't make me fire you again. 405 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:06,123 ♪ Commander Peepers ♪ 406 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,426 Bleep bloop; rules and planning; 407 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,928 strategy; no emotion; does not compute; 408 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,598 servo shutting down; nee nor-- 409 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,301 ( sighs ) ( Peepers oils Hater ) 410 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,970 System's operating at peak efficiency. 411 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,372 HATER: I am a giant nerd.